Captain Ahab
@pequod-captain.bsky.social
My beliefs are absolute! My definitions of good and evil are clear-cut!
Join the pequod!
https://join-the-pequod.straw.page
I shall put drawings that pique my interest in my quarters.
//Captain Ahab Parody
Join the pequod!
https://join-the-pequod.straw.page
I shall put drawings that pique my interest in my quarters.
//Captain Ahab Parody
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Allow me to introduce myself. I, am Captain Ahab! Sole Captain of The Pequod! We do not fear the unfathomable horrors of the sea! I daresay, that my fervor for Whaling is unmatched!
None shall enter the Captain's quarters! If you have something to share—share it with the strawpage!
None shall enter the Captain's quarters! If you have something to share—share it with the strawpage!
Welcome aboard, greenhorn! You ready to hunt the palid whale, I trust?
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Welcome aboard, greenhorn! You ready to hunt the palid whale, I trust?
Amazing work! This art captures the glory of your captain well! You earned your spot in my quarters!
November 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Amazing work! This art captures the glory of your captain well! You earned your spot in my quarters!
First! I will evaluate his worth for the crew! After that, he may be allowed to join.
November 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
First! I will evaluate his worth for the crew! After that, he may be allowed to join.
Taking on 500 palid whales would be my greatest hunt ever! And what responsibility? I daresay I have nothing to be responsible for!
November 21, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Taking on 500 palid whales would be my greatest hunt ever! And what responsibility? I daresay I have nothing to be responsible for!
I enjoy hard cheeses that can last an entire voyage, think parmesan, cheddar, gouda!
November 20, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I enjoy hard cheeses that can last an entire voyage, think parmesan, cheddar, gouda!
I'd rather clean the poop deck! What kind of captain can't keep their ship in tip-top shape!
November 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I'd rather clean the poop deck! What kind of captain can't keep their ship in tip-top shape!
Cats are too afraid of the waters! I, instead, will be a seadog! Pursuing the palid whale like how a dog pursues a thrown stick!
November 18, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Cats are too afraid of the waters! I, instead, will be a seadog! Pursuing the palid whale like how a dog pursues a thrown stick!
We are in agreement.
November 16, 2024 at 12:05 PM
We are in agreement.
Look here, everyone! This brave soul managed to fell a whale with their bare hands! Sure, it may be a smaller whale, but it's a whale nonetheless!
Yes... I like the look in your eyes! You would make a shining harpooner! Come! Join The Pequod, and let the paths to our destinations be both unclouded!
Yes... I like the look in your eyes! You would make a shining harpooner! Come! Join The Pequod, and let the paths to our destinations be both unclouded!
November 15, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Look here, everyone! This brave soul managed to fell a whale with their bare hands! Sure, it may be a smaller whale, but it's a whale nonetheless!
Yes... I like the look in your eyes! You would make a shining harpooner! Come! Join The Pequod, and let the paths to our destinations be both unclouded!
Yes... I like the look in your eyes! You would make a shining harpooner! Come! Join The Pequod, and let the paths to our destinations be both unclouded!
That's "Captain Ahab" to you! And I don't see anything wrong, I remember the last time I had whale ice cream with my crew!
What? You meant you ate a WHOLE whale??!
What? You meant you ate a WHOLE whale??!
November 15, 2024 at 10:56 AM
That's "Captain Ahab" to you! And I don't see anything wrong, I remember the last time I had whale ice cream with my crew!
What? You meant you ate a WHOLE whale??!
What? You meant you ate a WHOLE whale??!
Ha ha! Great work, Stubb! This is exactly why I chose you to be my second mate!
But dont you dare forget! Our main target is the Palid Whale!
But dont you dare forget! Our main target is the Palid Whale!
November 13, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Ha ha! Great work, Stubb! This is exactly why I chose you to be my second mate!
But dont you dare forget! Our main target is the Palid Whale!
But dont you dare forget! Our main target is the Palid Whale!
What "fell bullet" ego?
I only use the best ego in the Great Lake! Gasharpoon! With the spirits of my crew aiding me wherever I go!
// I dont really know about egos much, but the animations do look cool, so pretty often.
I only use the best ego in the Great Lake! Gasharpoon! With the spirits of my crew aiding me wherever I go!
// I dont really know about egos much, but the animations do look cool, so pretty often.
November 13, 2024 at 3:20 PM
What "fell bullet" ego?
I only use the best ego in the Great Lake! Gasharpoon! With the spirits of my crew aiding me wherever I go!
// I dont really know about egos much, but the animations do look cool, so pretty often.
I only use the best ego in the Great Lake! Gasharpoon! With the spirits of my crew aiding me wherever I go!
// I dont really know about egos much, but the animations do look cool, so pretty often.
Right! I, Captain Ahab, seemed to have reached one hundred followers while I was inactive. However! I will not be doing another shaker dance!
But I am open to do other things..
But I am open to do other things..
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Right! I, Captain Ahab, seemed to have reached one hundred followers while I was inactive. However! I will not be doing another shaker dance!
But I am open to do other things..
But I am open to do other things..
I have recovered a fair amount!
Time to check the strawpage and see what my crew has been saying while I was absent!
Interesting, so in one day you think you can fell a whale? What aspiration! What conviction!
Time to check the strawpage and see what my crew has been saying while I was absent!
Interesting, so in one day you think you can fell a whale? What aspiration! What conviction!
November 13, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I have recovered a fair amount!
Time to check the strawpage and see what my crew has been saying while I was absent!
Interesting, so in one day you think you can fell a whale? What aspiration! What conviction!
Time to check the strawpage and see what my crew has been saying while I was absent!
Interesting, so in one day you think you can fell a whale? What aspiration! What conviction!
Thanks to that invitation, I managed to get transported back to the pequod. If only it wasn't the cause of this mess in the first place!
Im gonna be in my quarters for the next couple of days. If I see a single soul enter, I'm throwing them overboard.
Im gonna be in my quarters for the next couple of days. If I see a single soul enter, I'm throwing them overboard.
November 12, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Thanks to that invitation, I managed to get transported back to the pequod. If only it wasn't the cause of this mess in the first place!
Im gonna be in my quarters for the next couple of days. If I see a single soul enter, I'm throwing them overboard.
Im gonna be in my quarters for the next couple of days. If I see a single soul enter, I'm throwing them overboard.
*Cough* *cough...*
Hahh.. I need to get back to The Pequod this instant..
Hahh.. I need to get back to The Pequod this instant..
November 11, 2024 at 12:37 AM
*Cough* *cough...*
Hahh.. I need to get back to The Pequod this instant..
Hahh.. I need to get back to The Pequod this instant..
Reposted by Captain Ahab
... For I just wish to that man to see me.
For that man to give me a smile. Just once.
... Just to call my name.
Just once.
For that man to give me a smile. Just once.
... Just to call my name.
Just once.
November 10, 2024 at 11:08 PM
... For I just wish to that man to see me.
For that man to give me a smile. Just once.
... Just to call my name.
Just once.
For that man to give me a smile. Just once.
... Just to call my name.
Just once.
Why hello there, you must be the owner of this fine ship! I heard you had books about Whales here!
November 10, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Why hello there, you must be the owner of this fine ship! I heard you had books about Whales here!
Huh, an invitation? HAH! I never deny an invitation!
November 10, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Huh, an invitation? HAH! I never deny an invitation!
Another great remark from Stubb! This fits perfectly on my wall!
November 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Another great remark from Stubb! This fits perfectly on my wall!
Silence!! I daresay your prediction won't come to be! Focus on the Whale if you have the time to flap your gums! Or else I'll tie you to the mast myself!
November 9, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Silence!! I daresay your prediction won't come to be! Focus on the Whale if you have the time to flap your gums! Or else I'll tie you to the mast myself!
What in the wing are you flapping your gums about?! This captain does not possess this "Calabash" thing you speak of!
And how DARE you tell ME what my crew needs!
And how DARE you tell ME what my crew needs!
November 9, 2024 at 4:43 AM
What in the wing are you flapping your gums about?! This captain does not possess this "Calabash" thing you speak of!
And how DARE you tell ME what my crew needs!
And how DARE you tell ME what my crew needs!
Haha! I knew stubb was still with us! What a way to greet your Captain, Stubb.
November 8, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Haha! I knew stubb was still with us! What a way to greet your Captain, Stubb.
Not yet! The Palid Whale still breathes! It can still spread its evil!
// But seriously, I'm gonna start ignoring these kinds of questions in the future, so please dont send more
// But seriously, I'm gonna start ignoring these kinds of questions in the future, so please dont send more
November 8, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Not yet! The Palid Whale still breathes! It can still spread its evil!
// But seriously, I'm gonna start ignoring these kinds of questions in the future, so please dont send more
// But seriously, I'm gonna start ignoring these kinds of questions in the future, so please dont send more
Fear not, crew! For I have no problem sailing the monotone seas! Soon, we will sail into the nearest port and restock our supplies!
November 8, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Fear not, crew! For I have no problem sailing the monotone seas! Soon, we will sail into the nearest port and restock our supplies!