This was… definitely one of the more pleasant locales in that building. That’s not saying much but

You take that back I don’t cause trouble, it’s that yellow fuck messing everything up

I did not give you permission to use my likeness you can’t make such a frighteningly lifelike replica I’m suing

Happy pride month! We here at Peppino’s pizza would like to once again greatly apologize for the thematic products sold last June, we were unaware of the implications.
#pizzatower #pridemonth #pride

Introducing the NEW Limited Edition Star Destroyer Pizza Handle! Grab your slice even when it’s too hot with this contraption to never make a mess! Free with purchases over 20$, terms and conditions may apply. #pizzatower #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou #starwarsday

Introducing the NEW Limited Edition Promotional Easter Themed EGG & RABBIT PIZZA! Made with real egg and rabbit* this one-of-a kind Pizza Flavor is sure to leave you craving more all Sunday! #PizzaTower #Easter #Pizza

It’s a beautiful day outside,
Birds are singing,
Flowers are blooming…
On days like these,
Kids like you…
Should order the new 1/2 for 2 deal at Peppino’s Pizza! available for a limited time only or while supplies last, may be subject to unstated conditions

🍄‍🟫🧀🍅🌭/🍄‍🟫🧀🍅🌭🍍(4/5 Toppins) reasonable wait for pizza with solid ingredients and thicker pizzas seasoned and cooked almost perfectly, but very sub-par pricing.
Buy Peppino’s instead. #pizzatower

Brick is applying for a new job, we hope she makes it #pizzatower

Ow.

Gustavo is trying new things

🍄‍🟫🧀🍅/🍄‍🟫🧀🍅🌭🍍(3/5 Toppins) decent wait times for a tough pizza with good cheese but otherwise middling flavor and ingredients, I usually make better, but the price is good in a pinch
#pizzatower

This dude is so full of himself

Due to actively malicious circumstances the pizzeria will be closed until further notice, my apologies for any inconvenience, but a floating sentient pizza threatening my small business isn’t something I can let pass by.