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was in a pub this evening where there were two doors to the women’s bathroom; the one on the outside said LADIES but the inside one said GIRLS. of course progressing through both led to a kind of substance-style caper where I briefly became my younger self, only to be undone on my return
a gold plaque that says LADIES on a wooden door a white plaque that says GIRLS on a wooden door
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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me when I saw lucy with the power fist:
the famous leonardo dicaprio pointing meme
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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me looking at my city’s subreddit this morning
a popular meme from tv show the office. a guy in a suit is baring his teeth like a dog, and the image is captioned “shut up about the aurora borealis”
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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quote something random from your phone
a sign I found amusing on my walk home for walkers brand crisps that says POUND ZONE in all caps
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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by fall out boy
CHAMPAGNE FOR MY REAL FRIENDS REAL PAIN FOR MY SHAM FRIENDS
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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predator: badlands spoilers without context:
a still from 65 showing mills (adam driver) carrying a child (I can't remember the character's name, but she's played by ariana greenblatt) on his back through a swamp baby yoda the mutant legs toy from toy story (doll legs with a crane attached) gothel from barbie as rapunzel with her cunty weasel sidekick wrapped around her neck
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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me when that cover version of the hanging tree started playing in the celebrity traitors finale
photoshopped image of a shellshocked looking chihuahua overlayed with a black and white photo of soldiers marching through a field, the implication being that the tiny chihuahua has combat experience
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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the evergreen poe dameron "somehow palpatine returned" meme but here he's saying "somehow, vaneé was reduced to a floating head controlling a cyborg body, living in the decaying castle"
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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this guy has my favourite wookiepedia article of all time
Sometime between 3 and 4 ABY, Vaneé witnessed the Knights of Ren attack the castle, and informed Vader about the intruders. At some point, Vaneé greatly angered Vader, causing Vader to lock him in a pit, only to eventually escape after the Battle of Endor. Learning his master was dead, Vaneé got worried, only for Vader's voice to seemingly speak to him. Attempting to resurrect his master, Vaneé inflicted nightmares upon the galaxy. Eventually, all of Vaneé's enemies arrived, and Vaneé tried to sacrifice and use Lina Graf as the new host for Vader's spirit. It all turned out to be a hallucination caused by lava fumes, and Vaneé was trapped by his enemies and had to live with his nightmares for an undetermined amount of time. At some point later in his life, Vaneé escaped his trap and eventually was somehow reduced to a floating head controlling a cyborg body, living in the decaying castle.
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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also I was really entranced by this gilgamesh excerpt in the first ghosts which to me suggests that khia was dipping into the most ancient of references when scribing the lyrics for ‘my neck, my back’
This ball-and-stick apparatus had evidently been at the back of Gilgamesh's mind all along, for they were essential for a particular game that he relished: Really wanting ball and puck, he played puck in the street, He who is always boastful lauds himself in the street. As for the young men of his city, who always desired ball play, While he was riding on the hips of a gang of the sons of widows They lamented, 'Oh my neck! Oh, my back!' If one had a mother, she would bring food for her son If one had a sister, she would pour water for her brother. There has been a good deal of discussion among Assyriologists about what the ekema/pukku and ellag/mekkû actually were, and what was the game. The usual conclusion has been that they were, respectively, a puck (unrelated!) and a stick for a kind
November 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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october reads roundup! another slow month, life has been lifeing. the first ghosts was a very pleasant surprise; I bought it on a whim and am now fascinated by ancient mesopotamian attitudes to the paranormal
a screenshot of the four books I read in october: a desolation called peace by arkady martine, written in bone by sue black, the first ghosts by Irving Finkel, and the private lives of the saints by janina Ramirez
November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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a drawing of a very polite person sitting very politely with very big eyes
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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new fic alert!

the last death

🗡️ 1,988 words | one shot
🗡️ kylo ren/rey
🗡️ swords n sorcery n spaceships
🗡️ loosely inspired by dnd

a paladin who can't die 🤝 the hologram keeping him company through his many undeaths

for the rffa 10th anniversary flash fiction collection
November 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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thank you!!!
Kermit the frog looking cute and bashful surrounded by pink emoji hearts
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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what if bb-8 as glep??
glep from smiling friends, the ultimate little guy (a small green creature with a purple wizard hat)
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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all projects and goals welcome!

it doesn't matter if you're writing fanfiction, original fiction, or academic/non fiction work - and it doesn't matter if you want to write 50k or 5k. all that matter is that you're writing, you're writing in november, and you'll cheer on your fellow writers!
a screenshot of rey with the ancient jedi texts from the last jedi. rey is labelled as "you" and the ancient jedi texts are labelled as "all the writing you'll do in november". text on the image reads: "NO NOTHING NOVEMBER. not affiliated with no nut november. please nut as much as you want."
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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do you have a writing goal you want to achieve in the month of november? do you want to join a small, supportive community of fellow reylos who'll cheer you on?

join me for NO NOTHING NOVEMBER! a month in which we write SOMETHING! which is more than nothing!

DM me for a discord invite! 💙
a screenshot of the rey and kylo hand touch scene from the last jedi; kylo is labelled as "you" and rey is labelled as "the love and support of your fellow writers". text reads: "NO NOTHING NOVEMBER - not affiliated with no nut november. please nut as much as you want"
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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me at the combination save ben solo and the acolyte party
screenshots of a guy getting interviewed at a rave. subtitles read: the club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world, but not in this room
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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and as I refreshed my feed and saw another post complaining about Kylo Ren being alt-right cross by, I couldn’t help but wonder…what would the online discourse about Anakin be like if Attack of the Clones released now?
carrie from sex and the city sitting at a laptop, typing, with a vague and humourless smile on her face
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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got my diary for 2026 and christened it with three stickers I’ve been saving for a special occasion 🫶
front and back of a yellow hobonichi weeks diary for 2026. the front has a bumper sticker that says “visit Jakku - you’ll want to come back!”. On the back there’s an illustrative sticker of a headless green lady in underwear holding a severed mummy head and a sword, and below that there’s a sticker with a picture of Kylo Ren in a barbed wire heart with text that says “I can fix him”
October 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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a photo of a dog giving the camera a VERY suspicious side glance
October 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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cat with very big eyes gnawing at the bars of a cage
October 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Catch and Release
Rey/Tava Ren & Rey/Kylo Ren | E | 7,152 | complete
Rey's been playing a dangerous game with Kylo Ren, letting herself be captured over and over again. Tava Ren has noticed, and wants to teach the Supreme Leader a lesson.
archiveofourown.org/works/72587306
October 20, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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chapter two of catch and release is now up!

like the fanfiction equivalent of flatpack furniture, this one is a cheap and cheerful core of pornography wrapped in a thin veneer of plot. I also made a graphic for it where tava gets to play with reylo like dolls as a treat 😇
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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tava ren lit up the toxic femmeslash part of my brain like christmas and compelled me to work on this fic, in which tava sees the weird games kylo & rey are playing and decides she wants to teach him a lesson in prisoner handling. or: in which kylo ren gets cucked over a space zoom call
Rey forced herself to look Tava in the eye again. Nobody besides Kylo knew the extent of her relationship with him, and, even then, she suspected that neither of them really understood it either. Could she freely admit to knowing what he was like? Did she know, really? ‘I don’t know what you mean,’ she said. Tava spread her hands wide. ‘I’m under orders to capture you. As are my men. The whole fleet has a standing order to abandon all current mission objectives and divert all resources to your capture if you’re located. And they do capture you! They’re good at it! Funny, then, that you seem to be so good at running away as soon as they turn you over to him. And that you never yield any useful intel despite all those hours in the interrogation chair. Tell me, how many times have you been on his flagship? And does it do something for you too, knowing an entire fleet is at your beck and call for the sake of some sort of sex game?’ White-hot anger flashed inside Rey, like she’d been shocked by a live wire. She hadn’t even called it that to herself. ‘It’s not like that,’ she growled. ‘Oh, I’m sure it isn’t, sweetheart,’ Tava said. The husky rasp of her voice—the way she’d put emphasis on sweetheart—did something to Rey that made her stomach feel tight. ‘But you realise it’s inefficient, don’t you? That it’s a waste of your time? Does he even touch you? It doesn’t seem like his thing. Does he just make you watch while he touches himself?’
October 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM