“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel”

Absolute banger of a first line!

I was today years old when “Teach Your Children “ made me cry…

#LFGM

Absolutely nothing better than David Loggins’ “Please Come To Boston” sneaking into the rotation. That one hits hard.

You expect to see all kinds of things on a trail run, but man with literal Hitler mustache is rarely one of them

Happy New Year Nerds!!!

I am your benevolent God of Fitted Sheet Folding. Ask me anything.

What my doctoral thesis presupposes is that the thing that Hall & Oates "can't go for" and the thing that Meatloaf "won't do for love" are the same thing.

I once physically bumped into Henry Kissinger on accident at an event and did not apologize. I then immediately turned around and bumped Regis Philbin, and I DID apologize.

Pretty certain Kissinger never recovered from that passive aggressive burn.

Why aren’t we rebooting any of the good sitcoms….like Wings?

Having a hard time getting Fincher’s latest, “The Killer” out of my head. Good lord!

Happy third anniversary of the funniest political moment of all time.

At a paintball birthday party….some of the teams here seem like they’re less interested in fun and more interested in “training”

Product Pitch: It’s just bottled water, but we say that it’s “Earth Juice” and slap a 300% markup on it. Is that anything?

This is your quarterly reminder that it’s “champing at the bit” not chomping and “raises the question” not begs. As you were.