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@pepinhuge.bsky.social
Sometimes even word salad has nutritional value
February 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
So if you’re vice president then I’m virtue president?
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Why do automatic car windows exist? If I wanted it down all the way I would simply do that myself. Whose life does this improve?
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Bringing my Zoom meeting to the bathroom. Irrationally afraid of my camera and mic being miraculously switched on.
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Super Bowl Party Bad Bunny halftime made me care about sports I’ll be tuning in next year thank you very much
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Weed is such a good example of a focal practice per Albert Borgman I can’t stop thinking about it its taking every ounce of restraint I have to not write that into my paper
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Going to a Super Bowl Party for the first time this weekend. Expecting many bowls. Expecting them to be super.
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
They should invent sleeves that don’t roll down when you’re washing dishes
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Sorry guys I can’t go out tonight, I’m still financially recovering from having to buy olive oil
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Scrabble/Crossplay be like:
“Bop” -60 points
“Incomprehensibilities” -10 points
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
We’re all performing at Lowe’s. You don’t get the kind of mindless wandering you get in other stores, everyone here wants to prove that the know what they’re doing
January 20, 2026 at 9:48 PM
When I was a kid I thought Martha May was played by Taylor Swift in The Grinch (2000)
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When you’re just testing a recipe for a holiday party, make a half recipe. I know this now.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
No, I did not pull this off successfully.
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
There needs to be a Twitter for RAs who need to complain to pass the time on their holiday duty shift (me that’s me)
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The right to abortion should be at the will of the people so voters in states should choose. Actually, to make it more precise, let’s give the decision to county voters. Actually, to make it even more precise, let’s make the decision up to the individual family!
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Gangnam style was ahead of its time
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Everyday I wake up like gee I sure hope the government is open today
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
In a balanced family
Child in college (me) hosts the Hulu
Mom hosts the Netflix
Grandparents host the Amazon
Family friend or child’s partner provides the Max (I’m single so we don’t have Max)
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No, I will not close my blinds. I would rather be openly naked than closed off from the world.
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM