Do you think we should be satisfied with this trade not involving either Painter or Crawford? Initial feelings for me are that we are definitely on the losing side of this one (obviously remaining to be seen with how Tait and Abel continue to develop)

Wait, that picture isn't you, you're Tommy Lee Jones' doppelganger! Also, does "Senior Writer" mean you just hit an age criteria? Is John "Geriatric Writer" for Twins Daily?

This was optimistic.