Throw in a flat A or two and you’re golden.

Snacks are Buffalo. Accents are Long Island. Can no one do Chicago Lite?

I watched 10 minutes and stopped, only because I thought it was going to be a me, show but I think it’s an us show and want to see if my husband will like it.

They thought it was a bye week.

Omg. I keep getting one from a “collection agency” saying I’m behind on my electric. Not only is that false, but the account number isn’t structured like the company’s account numbers.

Don’t wear shorts. It sticks to the back of your legs.

When I had a Dexa Scan, the tech commented that I had the bone density of a 20 year old gymnast.

I live in a blue suburb of a blue city in a blue state. My polling place is within walking distance. Voting hours are (I think) 6 am to 9 pm. I’ve never waited longer than 15 minutes. Every American deserves this experience.

Not yet they are still working on the technology

People need to be more prepared. You can’t understand jokes when you’re hungry

Like a sandwich?

What’s that supposed to mean?

He’s taking a gap year

I used to be a daily watcher. Stopped in July of 2016 when they kept normalizing trump.