PensiveGargoyle
@pensivegargoyle.bsky.social
🇨🇦🏳️🌈🐻 He/Him/Sir
Just this guy going through life in Belleville,.Ontario.
Just this guy going through life in Belleville,.Ontario.
Seems like he owns a vast reservoir of jealousy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Seems like he owns a vast reservoir of jealousy.
Wouldn't naked Scarecrow just be a pile of hay?
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Wouldn't naked Scarecrow just be a pile of hay?
Stop that. You're doing really well.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Stop that. You're doing really well.
We did so last time we had professional movers. This was a while ago but I think it was roughly 10% of the bill we distributed in cash among the movers. It should be said this was a relatively small move, a two bedroom apartment worth of stuff moving all of 15 minutes' drive.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We did so last time we had professional movers. This was a while ago but I think it was roughly 10% of the bill we distributed in cash among the movers. It should be said this was a relatively small move, a two bedroom apartment worth of stuff moving all of 15 minutes' drive.
I enjoy kissing. I enjoy Joy Division. Works for me!
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I enjoy kissing. I enjoy Joy Division. Works for me!
What exactly did she want you to put on your site? This is what they are, they're not napkin rings.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
What exactly did she want you to put on your site? This is what they are, they're not napkin rings.
You should be warned that there is a scene in which the decomposed corpse of a dog is found. It's not the dog the movie is about, but I suppose you should know about it before trying the movie if it's likely to cause you trouble.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You should be warned that there is a scene in which the decomposed corpse of a dog is found. It's not the dog the movie is about, but I suppose you should know about it before trying the movie if it's likely to cause you trouble.
I enjoyed that a lot. A horror film from the perspective of a dog was a surprisingly great idea.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I enjoyed that a lot. A horror film from the perspective of a dog was a surprisingly great idea.
Alexa knows he's going to need all those tissue boxes.
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Alexa knows he's going to need all those tissue boxes.
I'm up. I fell asleep early last night.
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'm up. I fell asleep early last night.
I don't hate the concept of it and look forward to trying some once the trend is dead but because it is a trend the cost is ridiculous.à
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I don't hate the concept of it and look forward to trying some once the trend is dead but because it is a trend the cost is ridiculous.à
Go full Red Green.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Go full Red Green.
I hope your only regret is not doing it sooner. Enjoy the new work.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I hope your only regret is not doing it sooner. Enjoy the new work.
Latex needs silicone lube or talcum powder on the inside surface so that it doesn't pull out all your hair.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Latex needs silicone lube or talcum powder on the inside surface so that it doesn't pull out all your hair.
Bears stuck together with white goo seems familiar somehow.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Bears stuck together with white goo seems familiar somehow.
I don't know what the Armed Forces Reserve really uses these for other than the obvious. A flared base is important. Maybe they were taking Doors Open more than literally that day.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I don't know what the Armed Forces Reserve really uses these for other than the obvious. A flared base is important. Maybe they were taking Doors Open more than literally that day.
You make it look so easy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
You make it look so easy.
If I felt awful when I saw someone who looks better than I do I'd feel awful most of the time. Some guys look better. That's just life but what matters is that I have what I need from relationships and getting some attention. More might be better but I can also see how it could get exhausting.
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If I felt awful when I saw someone who looks better than I do I'd feel awful most of the time. Some guys look better. That's just life but what matters is that I have what I need from relationships and getting some attention. More might be better but I can also see how it could get exhausting.
I do remember the sex-ed class at which this was illustrated with a diagram. It shouldn't need a tour guide.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I do remember the sex-ed class at which this was illustrated with a diagram. It shouldn't need a tour guide.
I don't get how someone could have thought that was funny and a great thing to put into the world. Oh well, I like to think there's a next panel with wheelchair dude running over those two in a chair with spiked wheels.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I don't get how someone could have thought that was funny and a great thing to put into the world. Oh well, I like to think there's a next panel with wheelchair dude running over those two in a chair with spiked wheels.
I'd say I want that for Christmas but I don't think I could resist rolling someone downhill.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'd say I want that for Christmas but I don't think I could resist rolling someone downhill.