was abt to call this the single stupidest crossover/au/idkwhat my brain has come up with but i just remembered my bingqiu bible canon-divergence au lmfao

okbut 79 have half reconciled but sj still fears being abandoned again & acts out, testing yq thinkin he'll give up

sj: *does this* no doubt he'll notice and itll cross the line
yq: ah xiao jiu took his favourite coffee when he left... i miss him

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oh my god i didnt even see that egregious typo on antimachus i thought i was so slick getting this post done while drunk 😭😭😭

sy internal monologue: don't worry binghe, i'll be your mom for you (is 1.5 years older)

oh i should say it is not svsss - i have ideas for Things, but i wanna get some practice writing in that tone before trying them out