Thank you! Getting there!!

Haha yeah. Sometimes I have to scroll pretty far before there is anything else besides the screaming.

Okay some folks are figuring out that it's actually probably because I followed Jill and Joe Biden's accounts, which were actually associated with the office rather than the people themselves and their accounts got switched over to Trump when the thing happened. Relieved by this explanation.

Omg. Same thing with Melania's account.

Pretty sure the original "banana for scale" thing has been a meme for like a decade+. I know Dull Men's Club has existed since the 80s so I would guess they adopted the meme the same way we all did, but with their own spin. What I want to know is why they always include shoe sizes, lol.

Apparently "raccoon" in the wrong tone of voice sounds too much like "soon", which is a key component to many well known phrases such as "Dad home soon".

Sorry buddy, Dad's not coming home for a little while longer.

Now accepting suggestions for what to rename his raccoon toy to!