Pennsylvania Kite Weather
@pennakiteweather.bsky.social
(He, 29) Professional writer and hobbyist fetish author. Collect my pages @ deviantart.com/pennakiteweather & FA/AO3/Swelltales/BI.org.
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Every time I see somebody crack the Wii Fat Trainer joke I think of when I tried to tell my Smash main to somebody in the same degree as me back in college and Freudian slipped
I still think he didn’t notice and I didn’t react in any way but say it correctly the second time, but still, I do wonder.
I still think he didn’t notice and I didn’t react in any way but say it correctly the second time, but still, I do wonder.
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Every time I see somebody crack the Wii Fat Trainer joke I think of when I tried to tell my Smash main to somebody in the same degree as me back in college and Freudian slipped
I still think he didn’t notice and I didn’t react in any way but say it correctly the second time, but still, I do wonder.
I still think he didn’t notice and I didn’t react in any way but say it correctly the second time, but still, I do wonder.
“Hi, I’m imbapovi. Welcome to Jackass.”
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 AM
“Hi, I’m imbapovi. Welcome to Jackass.”
I’ve done nothing today besides prepare food, eat food and clean up after and sleep — shorter colder days are unbelievably energy draining
December 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I’ve done nothing today besides prepare food, eat food and clean up after and sleep — shorter colder days are unbelievably energy draining
People who can have canon characters show up in their dreams have a power that’s to be feared
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
People who can have canon characters show up in their dreams have a power that’s to be feared
Losing several pounds in the last two months has made me feel and look better but man that missing fat is making these nights a heck of a lot colder
I need warmth from somebody twice my weight
I need warmth from somebody twice my weight
December 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Losing several pounds in the last two months has made me feel and look better but man that missing fat is making these nights a heck of a lot colder
I need warmth from somebody twice my weight
I need warmth from somebody twice my weight
I love pop teasing with a bend towards encouragement and the expandee’s surrender. Feminine voice in the ear, body leaned against the other’s quaking skin.
“If you feel too full, just explode already.”
“You’re going to pop eventually. Might as well get it over with.”
“Uncomfortable? Go on… burst…!”
“If you feel too full, just explode already.”
“You’re going to pop eventually. Might as well get it over with.”
“Uncomfortable? Go on… burst…!”
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I love pop teasing with a bend towards encouragement and the expandee’s surrender. Feminine voice in the ear, body leaned against the other’s quaking skin.
“If you feel too full, just explode already.”
“You’re going to pop eventually. Might as well get it over with.”
“Uncomfortable? Go on… burst…!”
“If you feel too full, just explode already.”
“You’re going to pop eventually. Might as well get it over with.”
“Uncomfortable? Go on… burst…!”
Epic Games has done irreparable harm to the industry
Games, and media
Games, and media
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Epic Games has done irreparable harm to the industry
Games, and media
Games, and media
How to interpret your friend when they say “my blues aren’t showing up”
They have a history of depression = They’re feeling a lot better lately
They are an Umamusume player = They are having absolutely godawful luck triggering Spirit Bursts in their current Unity Cup run
They have a history of depression = They’re feeling a lot better lately
They are an Umamusume player = They are having absolutely godawful luck triggering Spirit Bursts in their current Unity Cup run
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
How to interpret your friend when they say “my blues aren’t showing up”
They have a history of depression = They’re feeling a lot better lately
They are an Umamusume player = They are having absolutely godawful luck triggering Spirit Bursts in their current Unity Cup run
They have a history of depression = They’re feeling a lot better lately
They are an Umamusume player = They are having absolutely godawful luck triggering Spirit Bursts in their current Unity Cup run
First shave after No Shave November got my skin feeling like I’m taking gradual damage from Minecraft fire
But I also raised $67 for men’s health from the miles I walked this month
But I also raised $67 for men’s health from the miles I walked this month
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
First shave after No Shave November got my skin feeling like I’m taking gradual damage from Minecraft fire
But I also raised $67 for men’s health from the miles I walked this month
But I also raised $67 for men’s health from the miles I walked this month
*starting Umamusume story chapter 3*
Uuughh this is going to be the one with Tickezo 😓 Her crying gets a little staleeee
*finishing chapter 3 episode 2*
🥹 she’s going to have the most emotional arc I can already tell
Uuughh this is going to be the one with Tickezo 😓 Her crying gets a little staleeee
*finishing chapter 3 episode 2*
🥹 she’s going to have the most emotional arc I can already tell
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
*starting Umamusume story chapter 3*
Uuughh this is going to be the one with Tickezo 😓 Her crying gets a little staleeee
*finishing chapter 3 episode 2*
🥹 she’s going to have the most emotional arc I can already tell
Uuughh this is going to be the one with Tickezo 😓 Her crying gets a little staleeee
*finishing chapter 3 episode 2*
🥹 she’s going to have the most emotional arc I can already tell
If you lack the dexterity to simultaneously feed yourself, rub your stomach, and play with yourself down there, then I, a group of three floating hands, am an excellent bargain
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you lack the dexterity to simultaneously feed yourself, rub your stomach, and play with yourself down there, then I, a group of three floating hands, am an excellent bargain
*takes long drag of cigarette* AI art of my comfort character got shared again
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
*takes long drag of cigarette* AI art of my comfort character got shared again
When I was later in grade school I had this console thing with a dictionary which — I don’t know what compelled me at first, but I started looking up every word related to “big” and all its many synonyms, going from definition to definition going up & down the scale: “colossal”, “huge”, “massive”…
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
When I was later in grade school I had this console thing with a dictionary which — I don’t know what compelled me at first, but I started looking up every word related to “big” and all its many synonyms, going from definition to definition going up & down the scale: “colossal”, “huge”, “massive”…
*honks* Get in loser we’re going popping
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
*honks* Get in loser we’re going popping
Coming home from work to do more work is just so isolating.
I wish I could find time or feel less guilt to have just put it down for the rest of the day, but that doesn’t solve the hours it’ll take to complete it or instead the early start that awaits in the morning to do it.
I wish I could find time or feel less guilt to have just put it down for the rest of the day, but that doesn’t solve the hours it’ll take to complete it or instead the early start that awaits in the morning to do it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Coming home from work to do more work is just so isolating.
I wish I could find time or feel less guilt to have just put it down for the rest of the day, but that doesn’t solve the hours it’ll take to complete it or instead the early start that awaits in the morning to do it.
I wish I could find time or feel less guilt to have just put it down for the rest of the day, but that doesn’t solve the hours it’ll take to complete it or instead the early start that awaits in the morning to do it.
It’s kind of frightening to think that I might have talked to somebody I’ve been very close to online for years for the last time recently without even knowing it. I’ve never felt this way before.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s kind of frightening to think that I might have talked to somebody I’ve been very close to online for years for the last time recently without even knowing it. I’ve never felt this way before.
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Impromptu tutorial for making inflation animations LOL!
You need program that lets you animate characters with bones. I used a software called PixelOver but I'm sure something free like Blender or OpenToonz would be just fine.
I drew her in another program and split her up into pieces so I could rig them. I swapped out different faces when i needed to
I drew her in another program and split her up into pieces so I could rig them. I swapped out different faces when i needed to
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Impromptu tutorial for making inflation animations LOL!
Do I rot in bed on my day off after coming home from a concert at 1:00 at night and play the horse girl gacha or do I try to get up and get some writing and catch-up work done
Uuuugh
Uuuugh
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Do I rot in bed on my day off after coming home from a concert at 1:00 at night and play the horse girl gacha or do I try to get up and get some writing and catch-up work done
Uuuugh
Uuuugh
Hey, I’m glad you’re alive
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey, I’m glad you’re alive
There were 7 of us in a lobby tonight :)
Each took their turn kicking my fucking ass 😞
Each took their turn kicking my fucking ass 😞
Whoever says nothing is impossible has evidently never tried finding an online match in ARMS in the Year of Our Lord MMXXV
I got a whim to play the inflatable clown lady again 😞
I got a whim to play the inflatable clown lady again 😞
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
There were 7 of us in a lobby tonight :)
Each took their turn kicking my fucking ass 😞
Each took their turn kicking my fucking ass 😞
me: I’m falling asleep kind of late, I’ll be pulled into an executive-level reporting call at any point throughout the course of tomorrow and I need to get up early to prepare the slow cooker for when I trudge back home after 6:00. i hope my body can rest OK
cat: IMMA FROW UPPP
cat: IMMA FROW UPPP
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
me: I’m falling asleep kind of late, I’ll be pulled into an executive-level reporting call at any point throughout the course of tomorrow and I need to get up early to prepare the slow cooker for when I trudge back home after 6:00. i hope my body can rest OK
cat: IMMA FROW UPPP
cat: IMMA FROW UPPP
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It's time to vote in the Swell Tales Spookspansion story contest! There are a whopping 14 entries; get your vote in before October 30, 2025! https://swelltales.com/Home/Contests
Swell Tales: Erotic stories of Growth and Expansion
Providing tales and stories of expansion from breast to full-body and everything in between. Swell Tales is the go-to site for all things expansion literature.
swelltales.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It's time to vote in the Swell Tales Spookspansion story contest! There are a whopping 14 entries; get your vote in before October 30, 2025! https://swelltales.com/Home/Contests
Whoever says nothing is impossible has evidently never tried finding an online match in ARMS in the Year of Our Lord MMXXV
I got a whim to play the inflatable clown lady again 😞
I got a whim to play the inflatable clown lady again 😞
October 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Whoever says nothing is impossible has evidently never tried finding an online match in ARMS in the Year of Our Lord MMXXV
I got a whim to play the inflatable clown lady again 😞
I got a whim to play the inflatable clown lady again 😞
While I don’t really use profile pictures that have a face might dehumanize me somewhat, when I think about switching it up I
1) don’t want to just take from another artist’s work
2) don’t feel like learning how to draw one myself
3) don’t want to attach myself to an existing media character
1) don’t want to just take from another artist’s work
2) don’t feel like learning how to draw one myself
3) don’t want to attach myself to an existing media character
October 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
While I don’t really use profile pictures that have a face might dehumanize me somewhat, when I think about switching it up I
1) don’t want to just take from another artist’s work
2) don’t feel like learning how to draw one myself
3) don’t want to attach myself to an existing media character
1) don’t want to just take from another artist’s work
2) don’t feel like learning how to draw one myself
3) don’t want to attach myself to an existing media character
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Inktober Day 15: @pennakiteweather.bsky.social's super cute Nel, dressed up as a mummy!
She heard about this strange human holiday where you can get free candy if you put on a costume.
She's got the right spirit if nothing else. She be stretchin' that little bit of fabric a LONG way tho
She heard about this strange human holiday where you can get free candy if you put on a costume.
She's got the right spirit if nothing else. She be stretchin' that little bit of fabric a LONG way tho
October 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Inktober Day 15: @pennakiteweather.bsky.social's super cute Nel, dressed up as a mummy!
She heard about this strange human holiday where you can get free candy if you put on a costume.
She's got the right spirit if nothing else. She be stretchin' that little bit of fabric a LONG way tho
She heard about this strange human holiday where you can get free candy if you put on a costume.
She's got the right spirit if nothing else. She be stretchin' that little bit of fabric a LONG way tho