Chuck
@penmaker.bsky.social
Maker of pens and other mundane stuff. Looking to escape the dystopian hellscape.
They aren't AI, so you still have to come up with your own words, but these circuit board pens look like the cutting edge in smart pen technology. Not really. But they do look cool. Finally got back on the lathe after a long break from it.
March 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
They aren't AI, so you still have to come up with your own words, but these circuit board pens look like the cutting edge in smart pen technology. Not really. But they do look cool. Finally got back on the lathe after a long break from it.
To: Dan Campbell
Head Coach
Detroit Lions
Re: Coaching Vacancies
Coach,
It has come to my attention that the Lions have had some coaching positions open up.
I would like to submit my name for consideration for any available position.
Attached please find my resume.
Best Regards,
Chuck
Head Coach
Detroit Lions
Re: Coaching Vacancies
Coach,
It has come to my attention that the Lions have had some coaching positions open up.
I would like to submit my name for consideration for any available position.
Attached please find my resume.
Best Regards,
Chuck
January 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
To: Dan Campbell
Head Coach
Detroit Lions
Re: Coaching Vacancies
Coach,
It has come to my attention that the Lions have had some coaching positions open up.
I would like to submit my name for consideration for any available position.
Attached please find my resume.
Best Regards,
Chuck
Head Coach
Detroit Lions
Re: Coaching Vacancies
Coach,
It has come to my attention that the Lions have had some coaching positions open up.
I would like to submit my name for consideration for any available position.
Attached please find my resume.
Best Regards,
Chuck
On a completely unrelated note, I quit smoking 10 years ago today.
January 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
On a completely unrelated note, I quit smoking 10 years ago today.
For $200 to renew my license plate, that Secretary of State (or DMV, depending on where you live) kiosk at the grocery store could at least play Happy Birthday or something.
January 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
For $200 to renew my license plate, that Secretary of State (or DMV, depending on where you live) kiosk at the grocery store could at least play Happy Birthday or something.
Turn the other cheek long enough and eventually you become a punching bag.
January 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Turn the other cheek long enough and eventually you become a punching bag.
When people let their dogs crap all over the dog park, pretty soon everybody's going to quit going to the dog park.
December 5, 2024 at 7:46 PM
When people let their dogs crap all over the dog park, pretty soon everybody's going to quit going to the dog park.
Chilling at CVS waiting for the pharmacy staff to come back from lunch. While I've been here, I've heard at least three old people whining about the delay. I'm going to be 60 years old in 45 days. I just was wondering if the License to Bitch will be mailed automatically or do I need to apply for it?
December 4, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Chilling at CVS waiting for the pharmacy staff to come back from lunch. While I've been here, I've heard at least three old people whining about the delay. I'm going to be 60 years old in 45 days. I just was wondering if the License to Bitch will be mailed automatically or do I need to apply for it?
It's December 1st and all the presents for my grands are already wrapped and ready to go! No last minute, all-night wrapping party this year! How is this even real life?
December 1, 2024 at 8:12 PM
It's December 1st and all the presents for my grands are already wrapped and ready to go! No last minute, all-night wrapping party this year! How is this even real life?
Question: Do we call it the eXodus, or the Big eXit?
November 15, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Question: Do we call it the eXodus, or the Big eXit?
No redemption. No forgiveness.
November 8, 2024 at 1:02 AM
No redemption. No forgiveness.
Remember all that shit you came to blue sky to get away from? Well here it is!!!
November 5, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Remember all that shit you came to blue sky to get away from? Well here it is!!!
There are three things my girlfriend says I am bad at. One is giftwrapping. I'm not sharing the other two.
September 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
There are three things my girlfriend says I am bad at. One is giftwrapping. I'm not sharing the other two.
Crocenstock? Birkencrocs? I'm confused.
September 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Crocenstock? Birkencrocs? I'm confused.
After 3 months away from the workbench, I was able to make a couple of pens this weekend.
August 21, 2024 at 12:15 PM
After 3 months away from the workbench, I was able to make a couple of pens this weekend.
One day you wake up and realize your life is in the last half of the third act and that happy ending is nowhere to be found.
August 5, 2024 at 11:19 AM
One day you wake up and realize your life is in the last half of the third act and that happy ending is nowhere to be found.
Stopped off to see Benny the Beard Fisher on our recent trip to Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
July 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Stopped off to see Benny the Beard Fisher on our recent trip to Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
The view from the room.
July 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
The view from the room.
Spotted some dolphins off the beach in Panama City.
March 30, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Spotted some dolphins off the beach in Panama City.
Everybody says it's dedication and perseverance. Really I just hate filling out job applications.
March 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Everybody says it's dedication and perseverance. Really I just hate filling out job applications.
Got a new shiny thing at work.
March 2, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Got a new shiny thing at work.
Fun day at the factory today. The HVAC was set to February, but someone set outside to May.
February 27, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Fun day at the factory today. The HVAC was set to February, but someone set outside to May.