PenisysGo
@penisysgo.bsky.social
ShadyDrive v0: The first & only decentralized storage network powered by shadowy super coders in basements. Unscalable. Unverified. Unbelievably $SHADY
Today, we launch $SHADY.
No seed round.
No VC wallets.
No premined betrayal.
Just memes, floppies, and a dream to outmarket the suits.
TGE dropping imminently on pump.fun.
Get your wallets ready.
No seed round.
No VC wallets.
No premined betrayal.
Just memes, floppies, and a dream to outmarket the suits.
TGE dropping imminently on pump.fun.
Get your wallets ready.
April 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Today, we launch $SHADY.
No seed round.
No VC wallets.
No premined betrayal.
Just memes, floppies, and a dream to outmarket the suits.
TGE dropping imminently on pump.fun.
Get your wallets ready.
No seed round.
No VC wallets.
No premined betrayal.
Just memes, floppies, and a dream to outmarket the suits.
TGE dropping imminently on pump.fun.
Get your wallets ready.
Our future stack:
💿 D.I.L.D.O. (Distributed Infra Layer for Data Objects)
📶 B.A.L.L.S. (Bandwidth Allocation Layer for Load Support)
🌎 S.C.H.L.O.N.G. (Shady Coder’s Hosting Layer of Node Grid)
Built not by VCs.
Built by a cult.
💿 D.I.L.D.O. (Distributed Infra Layer for Data Objects)
📶 B.A.L.L.S. (Bandwidth Allocation Layer for Load Support)
🌎 S.C.H.L.O.N.G. (Shady Coder’s Hosting Layer of Node Grid)
Built not by VCs.
Built by a cult.
April 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Our future stack:
💿 D.I.L.D.O. (Distributed Infra Layer for Data Objects)
📶 B.A.L.L.S. (Bandwidth Allocation Layer for Load Support)
🌎 S.C.H.L.O.N.G. (Shady Coder’s Hosting Layer of Node Grid)
Built not by VCs.
Built by a cult.
💿 D.I.L.D.O. (Distributed Infra Layer for Data Objects)
📶 B.A.L.L.S. (Bandwidth Allocation Layer for Load Support)
🌎 S.C.H.L.O.N.G. (Shady Coder’s Hosting Layer of Node Grid)
Built not by VCs.
Built by a cult.
You’re not buying a token.
You’re buying the right to say:
"I aped into $SHADY before it got real."
This isn't a whitepaper promise.
It's a floppy disk threat.
You’re buying the right to say:
"I aped into $SHADY before it got real."
This isn't a whitepaper promise.
It's a floppy disk threat.
April 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
You’re not buying a token.
You’re buying the right to say:
"I aped into $SHADY before it got real."
This isn't a whitepaper promise.
It's a floppy disk threat.
You’re buying the right to say:
"I aped into $SHADY before it got real."
This isn't a whitepaper promise.
It's a floppy disk threat.
The Market Cap Race:
🕳️ 10% penetration: Floppy mode initiated.
🕳️ 42%: Dark Side approaching.
🕳️ 69%: Full Node Engaged.
🕳️ 100%: Penetration achieved. Protocol begins.
When the S.C.H.L.O.N.G. grows longer than the shadow... we win.
🕳️ 10% penetration: Floppy mode initiated.
🕳️ 42%: Dark Side approaching.
🕳️ 69%: Full Node Engaged.
🕳️ 100%: Penetration achieved. Protocol begins.
When the S.C.H.L.O.N.G. grows longer than the shadow... we win.
April 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Market Cap Race:
🕳️ 10% penetration: Floppy mode initiated.
🕳️ 42%: Dark Side approaching.
🕳️ 69%: Full Node Engaged.
🕳️ 100%: Penetration achieved. Protocol begins.
When the S.C.H.L.O.N.G. grows longer than the shadow... we win.
🕳️ 10% penetration: Floppy mode initiated.
🕳️ 42%: Dark Side approaching.
🕳️ 69%: Full Node Engaged.
🕳️ 100%: Penetration achieved. Protocol begins.
When the S.C.H.L.O.N.G. grows longer than the shadow... we win.
How do we win?
Simple:
👉 Launch $SHADY on pump.fun
👉 Outmeme every protocol
👉 Race the Other Drive™'s market cap
👉 Flip the switch and ship real tech
A race. A ritual. A reformat.
Simple:
👉 Launch $SHADY on pump.fun
👉 Outmeme every protocol
👉 Race the Other Drive™'s market cap
👉 Flip the switch and ship real tech
A race. A ritual. A reformat.
April 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
How do we win?
Simple:
👉 Launch $SHADY on pump.fun
👉 Outmeme every protocol
👉 Race the Other Drive™'s market cap
👉 Flip the switch and ship real tech
A race. A ritual. A reformat.
Simple:
👉 Launch $SHADY on pump.fun
👉 Outmeme every protocol
👉 Race the Other Drive™'s market cap
👉 Flip the switch and ship real tech
A race. A ritual. A reformat.
Our stack?
Floppy disks
Memes
Lore
Beef with That V2 Drive Project™
No Gitbook. No SDK.
(Not yet.)
First, we raise hell. Then, we build.
Floppy disks
Memes
Lore
Beef with That V2 Drive Project™
No Gitbook. No SDK.
(Not yet.)
First, we raise hell. Then, we build.
April 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Our stack?
Floppy disks
Memes
Lore
Beef with That V2 Drive Project™
No Gitbook. No SDK.
(Not yet.)
First, we raise hell. Then, we build.
Floppy disks
Memes
Lore
Beef with That V2 Drive Project™
No Gitbook. No SDK.
(Not yet.)
First, we raise hell. Then, we build.
Why $SHADY?
Because the Other Drive™ needed competition.
Because degens needed a cult.
Because memes are better builders than VCs.
$SHADY is powered by believers, fueled by chaos, and driven by spite.
Because the Other Drive™ needed competition.
Because degens needed a cult.
Because memes are better builders than VCs.
$SHADY is powered by believers, fueled by chaos, and driven by spite.
April 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Why $SHADY?
Because the Other Drive™ needed competition.
Because degens needed a cult.
Because memes are better builders than VCs.
$SHADY is powered by believers, fueled by chaos, and driven by spite.
Because the Other Drive™ needed competition.
Because degens needed a cult.
Because memes are better builders than VCs.
$SHADY is powered by believers, fueled by chaos, and driven by spite.
The floppy is real.
The roadmap was fake.
We didn’t launch $SHADY to “save DePIN.”
We launched it to roast, race, and reformat the entire sector.
Today, the meme becomes movement.
The roadmap was fake.
We didn’t launch $SHADY to “save DePIN.”
We launched it to roast, race, and reformat the entire sector.
Today, the meme becomes movement.
April 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The floppy is real.
The roadmap was fake.
We didn’t launch $SHADY to “save DePIN.”
We launched it to roast, race, and reformat the entire sector.
Today, the meme becomes movement.
The roadmap was fake.
We didn’t launch $SHADY to “save DePIN.”
We launched it to roast, race, and reformat the entire sector.
Today, the meme becomes movement.