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Geographer hate account
I've been resurrected with my dick hard all the time, ama

#ama #mightdeletelater
July 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Live Artemis Reaction
July 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Pregaming this handjob with some light ballplay
April 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Cock hypothermia? Don’t need it. Jazz directly through the balls.
March 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just accidentally made a fucking chapell roan reference to the other grad student who i made pick up zip tie cutters off my dick yesterday
March 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is your grandma more of a tits or dick gal?
March 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
March 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
George Michael

@vintageobscura.net
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@bomthemb.bsky.social torsión testicular
March 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Jenussy denussy what nintendussy @segajennesiss.bsky.social
March 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
My wife choking on the sounding rod that fell out of my dick while she was sucking my dick
March 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Texting and driving is literally not that hard, get it together
March 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Do your inner labia hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your inner labia hang low?
February 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’ve only seen my own pussy, I can’t say whether or not the rest of society has a fat pussy
February 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Getting mcdonals sprite cause I'm a fucking dirty little cumslut
February 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Donkey Kong really is the George Michael of Nintendo
February 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Geography and geographers may be everywhere, but i know the one place where geographer’s moms are every night
February 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
GREEN BEAN
February 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Prostate finale
February 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I woke up with spermatozoa on the mind
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Lmao bro let you cum in my mouth then step outside the car and put my lips against the windshield forming a seal and gurgle it like a little show for you in that small area of the windshield like at a car wash but replace with the cum that you just filled my mouth with
February 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This hussy asked me to read her junglebook, but i said not until it burns
February 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
-Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that dick?

-Sir, finishing him off, sir.
February 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Try taint pressure, non-invasive prostate goodness
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The catholic church can get tittyfucked and receive my pearl necklace
February 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM