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Haha! look at these fuckin shorts in the style of "top gun" movies they say "TOP DAD" like 100 times. Do you think whoever suggested this design at the company meeting was a fag?

Thats photoshop. Here is the REAL unedited picture.

He also said in an interview that his wife (Karen from Will & Grace) calls his balls his "JUICY LOW HANGERS"

(2/2) ...not only should you not be trimming & shaving you should maintain a swampy atmosphere that's just just shy of growing fungus down there should be giving off a hot musk that you can almost taste i really think that all men should do this."

(1/2) Nick Offerman's (Ron Swanson) FULL BUSH opinion: "I Wear a proud bristling shining pubic thicket as Mother Nature intended. manscape is an abomination of the English language I'm against the whole concept. the lower region is Mother Nature's billboard it should it should say ready to fuck...

Hey mariconsito did you know that today may 7 you are "FEET OF THE DAY" on wiki feet men?

I have an idea. You should do a before & after thing. Like recreate the exact pose angle face expression setting as a picture of yours from 10+ years ago & do it again now as grown daddy devin showing both before & after pics. Would you wanna do that?

Hey parker did you know if you google "selfsuck porn" the second AND third pictures that cum up is you?! You sucking your own huge pink penis on the first page of google results what an honor 👏🏻