1 day without ig. free me
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
1 day without ig. free me
free me from horrific h*rnball dream
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
free me from horrific h*rnball dream
how i been at me job a year now wow…
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
how i been at me job a year now wow…
call me a hater or w.e there just something that enrages me about receiving a message from a bri’ish person with an x as a sign off ten times in a row
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
call me a hater or w.e there just something that enrages me about receiving a message from a bri’ish person with an x as a sign off ten times in a row
vn crazy im at a glasses store chain and two of the sales staff are walking around barefoot
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
vn crazy im at a glasses store chain and two of the sales staff are walking around barefoot
have to say my favorite thing about vietnam and thailand was the propensity for parking lot attendants to be dressed like military and barefoot or in sandals
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
have to say my favorite thing about vietnam and thailand was the propensity for parking lot attendants to be dressed like military and barefoot or in sandals
really love the usage of “hotline” instead of “phone number” for businesses in vn
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
really love the usage of “hotline” instead of “phone number” for businesses in vn
Fighting sleep so badly at 9p lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Fighting sleep so badly at 9p lol
went to the same banh mi place two nights in a row i think the woman working there recognized me she was nice. anyway ya i am EATING fr out here
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
went to the same banh mi place two nights in a row i think the woman working there recognized me she was nice. anyway ya i am EATING fr out here
hcm hair salon…thought they were done then they put relaxer on my hair again… they frying my shit i fear
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 AM
hcm hair salon…thought they were done then they put relaxer on my hair again… they frying my shit i fear
trying to figure out if my uber driver is ripping devious farts rn or if there’s some kind of natural gas leak nearby LAX
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
trying to figure out if my uber driver is ripping devious farts rn or if there’s some kind of natural gas leak nearby LAX
d’angelo… not you..😭
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
d’angelo… not you..😭
me drunk terrorizing the bartender: wha happen to the big balkan looking mf who used to work here
September 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
me drunk terrorizing the bartender: wha happen to the big balkan looking mf who used to work here
had my yearly cigarette last week needed that
September 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
had my yearly cigarette last week needed that
lit need a pedicure and sloppy im so annoyed
September 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
lit need a pedicure and sloppy im so annoyed
i know im old and washed now bc it’s impossible to take a selfy these days. i used to be cute!
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i know im old and washed now bc it’s impossible to take a selfy these days. i used to be cute!
me (burping): “death! death upon my ex! death and despair upon my ex roommate!”
September 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
me (burping): “death! death upon my ex! death and despair upon my ex roommate!”
just found out my coworker thought i was 29 and younger than her ???lmao
September 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
just found out my coworker thought i was 29 and younger than her ???lmao
every time i go to dance class i am forced to sit with the knowledge that i am the musty one in the studio 😑
September 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
every time i go to dance class i am forced to sit with the knowledge that i am the musty one in the studio 😑
super stud receptionist at my dance studio save me..
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
super stud receptionist at my dance studio save me..
registered for test, booking holiday plans… maybe 2025 will be ok
August 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
registered for test, booking holiday plans… maybe 2025 will be ok
when u see me playing this specific version of this game know i am irretrievably deep in the trẻnches
August 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
when u see me playing this specific version of this game know i am irretrievably deep in the trẻnches
bro im at twerk dance classes and the instructors clowning me for having ass and not being able to do anything with it
August 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
bro im at twerk dance classes and the instructors clowning me for having ass and not being able to do anything with it
it’s crazy what two days of sick time off work will do for someone (me)
August 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
it’s crazy what two days of sick time off work will do for someone (me)