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If an album doesn't start with birds chirping, wind chimes, or a tiny weird beat that makes no sense until the lead synth comes in I don't want to hear it
October 3, 2023 at 4:49 PM
If an album doesn't start with birds chirping, wind chimes, or a tiny weird beat that makes no sense until the lead synth comes in I don't want to hear it
I don't like to publicize this too much, but I'm like low-key the chosen one and I walk a preordained path of destiny and stuff. It's not something I want to brag about, but it is what it is
September 25, 2023 at 1:50 PM
I don't like to publicize this too much, but I'm like low-key the chosen one and I walk a preordained path of destiny and stuff. It's not something I want to brag about, but it is what it is
I saw Stop Making Sense (1984) on the big screen and I've decided David Byrne is the last celebrity I'd want to bite me. No sir, not with those chompers. No thanks!
September 23, 2023 at 1:20 AM
I saw Stop Making Sense (1984) on the big screen and I've decided David Byrne is the last celebrity I'd want to bite me. No sir, not with those chompers. No thanks!
Does anyone know what kind of effects rig jigsaw uses from modulate his voice with???
September 20, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Does anyone know what kind of effects rig jigsaw uses from modulate his voice with???
Saw (2004) was the last horror movie that thoroughly scared me as a kid. In the last 3 days I have watched the first 5 Saw movies. This shit ain't nothing to me, man
September 20, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Saw (2004) was the last horror movie that thoroughly scared me as a kid. In the last 3 days I have watched the first 5 Saw movies. This shit ain't nothing to me, man
Starting to be known as "Mr Poops 'n Pees" by the people who have desks in between mine and the bathroom. Life comes at you fast SMH, sign of the times
September 15, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Starting to be known as "Mr Poops 'n Pees" by the people who have desks in between mine and the bathroom. Life comes at you fast SMH, sign of the times
Pardon me for going off real quick, but oyster crackers should NOT go soggy in soup.
The ones that they have at my job might as well be fucking tissue paper. Embarrassing, disgraceful. Fucking bullshit, fuck you, piss bastard
The ones that they have at my job might as well be fucking tissue paper. Embarrassing, disgraceful. Fucking bullshit, fuck you, piss bastard
September 14, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Pardon me for going off real quick, but oyster crackers should NOT go soggy in soup.
The ones that they have at my job might as well be fucking tissue paper. Embarrassing, disgraceful. Fucking bullshit, fuck you, piss bastard
The ones that they have at my job might as well be fucking tissue paper. Embarrassing, disgraceful. Fucking bullshit, fuck you, piss bastard
It's me, hi, I'm Bin Laden, it's me
September 11, 2023 at 10:52 PM
It's me, hi, I'm Bin Laden, it's me
I feel like we could call people who were hyper religious and then leave the church Dead-Again Christians and nobody would get mad
September 9, 2023 at 5:25 PM
I feel like we could call people who were hyper religious and then leave the church Dead-Again Christians and nobody would get mad
I might have implement an advanced IBS-C maneuver today
September 8, 2023 at 1:12 PM
I might have implement an advanced IBS-C maneuver today
Is it ok that the song Computer Love makes me teary eyed?
Is that OK with you???
Do you mind if I cry a little bit when these robo-krauts sing about fucking a computer or whatever???
Mind your fucking business, nerd. This is the new wave, sink or swim
Is that OK with you???
Do you mind if I cry a little bit when these robo-krauts sing about fucking a computer or whatever???
Mind your fucking business, nerd. This is the new wave, sink or swim
September 6, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Is it ok that the song Computer Love makes me teary eyed?
Is that OK with you???
Do you mind if I cry a little bit when these robo-krauts sing about fucking a computer or whatever???
Mind your fucking business, nerd. This is the new wave, sink or swim
Is that OK with you???
Do you mind if I cry a little bit when these robo-krauts sing about fucking a computer or whatever???
Mind your fucking business, nerd. This is the new wave, sink or swim
I would like to see a version of Impractical Jokers set in the world of Crimes of the Future. I just feel like the recreational surgery thing opens a lot of prank opportunities
September 5, 2023 at 1:48 PM
I would like to see a version of Impractical Jokers set in the world of Crimes of the Future. I just feel like the recreational surgery thing opens a lot of prank opportunities
Give it up one time for this pimp
September 4, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Give it up one time for this pimp
I think the water park is the ideal society
September 3, 2023 at 10:06 PM
I think the water park is the ideal society
I've decided to make it my life goal to end pedal pubs once and for all
September 3, 2023 at 3:08 AM
I've decided to make it my life goal to end pedal pubs once and for all
I've decided to make it my life goal to end beatboxing once and for al
September 1, 2023 at 1:46 PM
I've decided to make it my life goal to end beatboxing once and for al
Upon reflection that it was a real car that had unknowingly entered the film set for Midnight Cowboy (1969), I think Dustin Hoffman should have said "I'M ACTIN' HERE!!" instead
August 31, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Upon reflection that it was a real car that had unknowingly entered the film set for Midnight Cowboy (1969), I think Dustin Hoffman should have said "I'M ACTIN' HERE!!" instead
It's crazy as hell that a salad is literally just a pile of stuff and yet you can still absolutely fuck it up if you do it wrong
August 30, 2023 at 1:35 PM
It's crazy as hell that a salad is literally just a pile of stuff and yet you can still absolutely fuck it up if you do it wrong
My freaking uncle told me that me that the CCP has developed a real life mogwai and is planning on turning it into a gremlin in da USA
August 28, 2023 at 12:24 PM
My freaking uncle told me that me that the CCP has developed a real life mogwai and is planning on turning it into a gremlin in da USA
I'm in a parasocial relationship with a synthesizer I want to buy. I reply "good morning queen" on all its posts
August 26, 2023 at 1:07 PM
I'm in a parasocial relationship with a synthesizer I want to buy. I reply "good morning queen" on all its posts
I started tucking in my t shirt when I wear a hoodie so when I lean over my undies don't show. I have never felt more aerodynamic and secure in my life. Everything is where it should be, everything is accounted for. I'm an unstoppable killing machine at the nexus of science and technology
August 25, 2023 at 12:23 PM
I started tucking in my t shirt when I wear a hoodie so when I lean over my undies don't show. I have never felt more aerodynamic and secure in my life. Everything is where it should be, everything is accounted for. I'm an unstoppable killing machine at the nexus of science and technology
I'm opening this app, noticing nothing has changed on my feed, and then closing it. I'm opening this app, listening to wind chimes outside a distant, humble home, and then closing it. I'm opening this app, feeling myself orbit around the sun in an infinitely expanding universe, and then closing it
August 23, 2023 at 1:36 PM
I'm opening this app, noticing nothing has changed on my feed, and then closing it. I'm opening this app, listening to wind chimes outside a distant, humble home, and then closing it. I'm opening this app, feeling myself orbit around the sun in an infinitely expanding universe, and then closing it
Sometimes I wonder if my window to become an Impractical Joker has lapsed. I'm past my prime, it's over
August 22, 2023 at 12:59 PM
Sometimes I wonder if my window to become an Impractical Joker has lapsed. I'm past my prime, it's over
They are cloning your ass on Tyrone Twitter
August 22, 2023 at 1:29 AM
They are cloning your ass on Tyrone Twitter