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PenguinMayhem
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"Civility in the service of hate deserves no polite response." - Coach Gowron

"Everyone is gay in Gensokyo." - Hakurei Reimu

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I put them both in nerd glasses so every time Ikaruga and Yomi run into each other in the plot it's just 🤓🤓
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Homura discovers the.... joy of nudist eating???

Also I don't know what's funnier, Asuka blatantly hitting on her and being surprisingly good at it or Homura just not noticing at all what she's doing. Just in case you had any illusions Homura would be the top here haha no.
(Yet another narrative frame of the onsen. Homura continues to narrate.) As she soaks in silence, Asuka spots a sushi bucket over in the garden. "Oh! Grandpa's futomaki rolls!" It's loaded with delicious-looking sushi rolls. Hmm. I guess he really was bringing in some snacks. "Since you're all here, you can have some too!" Asuka goes around and hands them out to all of us. And so, we leave the bath and eat our sushi rolls. Nude. Kind of weird, but also kind of enjoyable. (One more screen of the same onsen view as Homura continues to narrate.) I finish my sushi roll and settle into a separate bathing pool, where Asuka ends up by my side. We just soak there for a while, without a word between us. "You know, I never caught your name." She breaks the silence and peers into my face. "It's Homura." "Homura... It's nice to meet you."
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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It is really really funny how much Homura comes across in the A-side story as some kind of intimidating badass but as soon as you see inside her head you realise she is in fact just a big gay idiot.

also omg girl stop staring at her tits and ask her out already you dumbass
(A narrative still image from Senran Kagura Burst: ReNewal showing the Hanzo students, Ikaruga, Katsuragi, Asuka, Hibari, and Yagyu respectively from left to right, all wearing towels while entering a hot spring bath. Homura is narrating.) I watch the girl with the ponytail sink into the water. Now that I see her clearly... she has huge breasts. All right. As far as I'm concerned, her name is "Jugs" now. (Another narrative still, this time a wide angle backdrop of the hot spring itself. It is a traditional Japanese onsen. Homura is still narrating.) As the other four get in, the water begins to overflow. ...Now that I can see them too, they've all got crazy-gorgeous bodies. Like, the kind you hear about, whispered in legends, but never expect to see with your own eyes. Which makes me wonder, who are these girls? (Yet another narrative frame, showing the same view of the onsen in the background as Homura's narration continues.) "Ah... Aren't you... the girl from the other day?" "Huh...? Ah!" Yomi and the girl with the long black hair look at each other. "Oh, she knows Ikaruga." Jugs has seated herself next to me. Those melons look even bigger when they're right up close. It's like they're jumping out of a 3D movie.
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I gave Hikage a pirate hat and put her in her neon pink punk palette and

I have no idea what I've achieved but it sure is something????
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I swear to god this goes on for like three straight (hah) chapters Mirai will not shut up about her classmates' tits.

girl
just
(A narrative screen from Senran Kagura showing the interior of Hebijo Academy. Mirai narrates:) Haruka... Now, this one's an enemy. Anyone who'd mock such an obviously sore subject has to be. "My, my. If looks could kill. How adorable." She draws close to me and whispers in my ear. "How would you like to be one of my dolls?" Her voice sense a chill down my spine. "I'll encase you in wax so you can't move. You'll make a lovely mascot for my room." (Another narrative page. This illustration shows Mirai and Homura from behind and Homura introduces Mirai to the Hebijo Ninja room. Yomi and Hikage are facing the camera. Yomi is trying to shove a bundle of cooked bean sprouts into Hikage's mouth. Mirai's narration follows thusly:) And that's my introduction to the Elite class. Honestly, I'm shocked. Every single one of them is... well... stacked. And slim-waisted, to boot. They all have amazing bodies. (Another illustration, this one of an entrance gate. Mirai narrates:) Speaking of training difficulties, it's not easy fitting in with my seniors. I keep trying to work with them, but they always treat me like some tagalong kid. At first, I wasn't quite sure why they did that. Now, I think I know. ...It's because of my boobs. (This illustration shows an indoor communal bathroom with a large tub and several stools with showers. Mirai narrates:) Hebijo Academy is a boarding school, with communal baths. I get self-conscious every time we take one. Yomi's got soft-looking, plump boobs. Hikage's got full boobs that jiggle like gelatin. Mistress Haruka's boobs barely fit in her clothes, and they tremble like they're afraid of something. Homura's boobs are bouncy-jouncy.
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
penguinmayhem.bsky.social
Someone in the writers' room on this game was like "hmmm the A-side plot wasn't gay enough was it let's just have Haruka striptease for the entire student body of an all-girls' school that'll do it"
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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oh god help I put the black glasses on Yomi and now she's just the fucking embodiment of the nerd emoji every single cutscene i crack up laughing this was a huge mistake
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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There is a whole ass war about to kick off here and our intrepid heroine Asuka decides now is the perfect time to ask the girl she's met a total of like three times to come meet her grandpa and then she spends the entire time staring at her boobs Asuka are you okay
"Thank
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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!!STRANGER DANGER!!
Hibari: Huh? Haruka: Your terrified expression... it's such a delightful little thrill. I simply must tease you.
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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There's "losing to the boss in the cutscene" and then there's Senran Kagura, which just has the boss SAY they won after you beat them but then they run away anyway.
I refuse to explain this screenshot. No amount of context will improve it.
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Updates from Senran Kagura:

Yagyu is too tsundere to deal with Hibari, and Asuka just shamelessly shipping her own classmates to their faces.

I want to be upset with her for going for the obvious cliche of Kat being a horny old man but Ikaruga is 200% girlboss material so yeah sure.
Yagyu wearing two eyepatches at once with severe damage to her clothing and her arms folded in an extremely tsundere pout telling Hibari, "I-I'm just glad you liked it." (The following is transcribed from Ikaruga's narration because the on-screen text is frustratingly hard to read on the busy VN backgrounds the game uses.) "Ah..." It's not simple a family tree. It includes everyone in the shinobi class all lined up, like a family. Myself as the mother, Katsuragi as the father. Then Asuka, Yagyu, and Hibari as the children.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
penguinmayhem.bsky.social
The Bavarian Illuminati, minus the stupid one.
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
penguinmayhem.bsky.social
Elmo Choosing Cocaine meme but I have very cleverly used Discount Photoshop to edit text onto it. The words "RWBY FANS" are superimposed over Elmo's face, while "GENUINE PROBLEMS" is superimposed over the fruit and "THE CASTING" is captioned over the pile of cocaine (it's actually sugar) for comedic effect. I am very clever. Please clap.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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happy lesbians day
Norn Ace from Umamusume: Cinderella Gray blushing and smiling as she brushes a sleeping Oguri Cap's hair.
October 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Go, Rice.
September 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Happy Birthday Tachibana Hibiki
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Happy birthday to one of the greatest magical girls to ever christ allegory.
"You can't build a world where no one has to be crushed if you need to crush people to get there." - Tachibana Hibiki
September 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The older I get the thisser I feel like I'm going.
A screenshot of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia showing Charlie in front of the Pepe Silvia board. The board has been covered in various images of magical girls, all of whose hair is and/or turns and/or glows various shades of red. In order from top to bottom, left to right, the characters are: - Chloe von Einsbern from the Fate series (natural pink hair) - Tohno Akiha from Tsukihime (red hair when transformed) - Shiny Chariot from Little Witch Academia (red hair when transformed) - Rias Gremory from High School DxD (natural red hair) - Baobhan Sith from Fate/Grand Order (natural red hair) - Isshiki Akane from Operation Vividred (natural red hair) - Sugiura Midori from My-Hime (natural red hair) - Tenjou Utena from Revolutionary Girl Utena (pink hair) - Takamachi Nanoha from the Lyrical Nanoha franchise - Momomiya Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew (natural red hair) - Nono from Diebuster (natural pink hair that turns bright orange) - Maria Cadenzavna Eve from Senki Zesshou Symphogear (natural pink hair) - Masane Amaha from Witchblade (red hair when transformed) - Birdy Cephon Altera from Birdy The Mighty (natural(?) pink(?) hair) - Yoshida Yuuko from Demon Girl Next Door (natural red hair) - Makise Kurisu from Steins;Gate (natural red hair) - Suletta Mercury from Gundam: The Witch From Mercury (natural red hair) - Chiyoda Momo from Demon Girl Next Door (natural pink hair)
September 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
penguinmayhem.bsky.social
Reminder.
A screenshot of an episode of The Simpsons I don't know which one I'm not a Simpsons expert. The screenshot shows a bus driver currently driving a bus and subtitled as saying "Don't make me tap the sign." The following shot. The bus driver is tapping the sign, the original text of which has been covered over by a badly photo-edited screenshot of a twitter post. The twitter post reads: "Stop quote tweeting garbage takes and giving them exposure so more like minded people find them."
August 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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literally thinking about her wife in the middle of the final battle are you fucking kidding me this show
August 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The subtitles I got really are kinda dogshit.
August 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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>hears her voice
>immediately wags her tail
>starts blushing
>won't stop babbling
>spends half the call gassing her up even though she called
>literally look at her facial expression are you blind
August 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The animators were not allowed to draw Oguri with a ten inch horse tongue here because they knew it would make the internet explode.
August 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM