Lauren
@penguingonemad.bsky.social
A bunch of Paramore lyrics shoved in a meat-suit. Plays bass for no band in particular. Hoping The Chosen Pun nickname will stick.
She/her
She/her
When the milf you want to romance mentions her wife (💔)
April 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
When the milf you want to romance mentions her wife (💔)
You got the Judge, just not the Dreddlands 💔
January 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You got the Judge, just not the Dreddlands 💔
Just remembered the second season of Oxventure's Deadlands is coming out soon
January 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Just remembered the second season of Oxventure's Deadlands is coming out soon
Me when I eat a satsuma instead of reaching for a KitKat
January 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me when I eat a satsuma instead of reaching for a KitKat
When the Christmas crown is at stake
December 24, 2024 at 12:30 PM
When the Christmas crown is at stake
The annual gingerbreadening is upon us once more. I'm always shocked when I start making it and realise that yes, this dough is the weight of a child.
December 6, 2024 at 11:50 PM
The annual gingerbreadening is upon us once more. I'm always shocked when I start making it and realise that yes, this dough is the weight of a child.
Sapphics turned OUT for Ms Roan this year, we love to see it 🫡
December 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Sapphics turned OUT for Ms Roan this year, we love to see it 🫡
Spotify users every day of December until it is ✨️ time ✨️
December 4, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Spotify users every day of December until it is ✨️ time ✨️
On the right platform, there are more adverts than there are Lawrence brothers. This is truly the darkest timeline.
November 28, 2024 at 11:19 PM
On the right platform, there are more adverts than there are Lawrence brothers. This is truly the darkest timeline.
Welcome back, Marshall Andy!
November 21, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Welcome back, Marshall Andy!
I was convinced as a kid that Tom Jones was singing about bath bombs. Even had a fight with my dad outside of a school disco about it, because why would a primary school be playing a song about SEX BOMBS?
Obviously I lost that fight.
Obviously I lost that fight.
November 20, 2024 at 12:52 PM
I was convinced as a kid that Tom Jones was singing about bath bombs. Even had a fight with my dad outside of a school disco about it, because why would a primary school be playing a song about SEX BOMBS?
Obviously I lost that fight.
Obviously I lost that fight.
Hundreds of hours spent playing BG3... you'd think I'd be a better player by now.
November 20, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Hundreds of hours spent playing BG3... you'd think I'd be a better player by now.
Snow and a toffee nut latte? It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas (wrestle my Halloween mug from my cold dead hands though)
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Snow and a toffee nut latte? It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas (wrestle my Halloween mug from my cold dead hands though)
The chicken they're envisioning
November 19, 2024 at 12:35 PM
The chicken they're envisioning
Me looking at the feed I've built myself on Bluesky
November 18, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Me looking at the feed I've built myself on Bluesky
Oxventure is on here?? NOW it's a party!
November 18, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Oxventure is on here?? NOW it's a party!
Karlach being into flirty threats... She really is a sapphic huh
November 16, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Karlach being into flirty threats... She really is a sapphic huh
Baldurs Gate 3 throwing my Tav into her bra and pants and then THIS line of dialogue being delivered to camera... what are you trying to insinuate?
November 14, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Baldurs Gate 3 throwing my Tav into her bra and pants and then THIS line of dialogue being delivered to camera... what are you trying to insinuate?
Never change, BG3 community
November 13, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Never change, BG3 community
Visited The Den and the Glen this week. It feels like a haunted realm. My soul has been stained and I paid for the privilege.
How is this an attractions for kids?
How is this an attractions for kids?
November 11, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Visited The Den and the Glen this week. It feels like a haunted realm. My soul has been stained and I paid for the privilege.
How is this an attractions for kids?
How is this an attractions for kids?
Can't believe I got dragged by fortune cookies this week
August 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Can't believe I got dragged by fortune cookies this week
Saturday D&D session underway! Rolled multiple nat 20s and they're all being wasted on survival and perception checks and not fighting creatures with my tabaxi monk FISTS.
July 22, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Saturday D&D session underway! Rolled multiple nat 20s and they're all being wasted on survival and perception checks and not fighting creatures with my tabaxi monk FISTS.
Fully embracing being Crazy Crow Lady. Had an iced white mocha from Starbucks and decided to put out iced water for my crows when it was finished. Came back to Prudence terrified of the cup, straining to eat her blueberries without going near it.
That's it. I'm declaring war on Starbucks.
That's it. I'm declaring war on Starbucks.
July 22, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Fully embracing being Crazy Crow Lady. Had an iced white mocha from Starbucks and decided to put out iced water for my crows when it was finished. Came back to Prudence terrified of the cup, straining to eat her blueberries without going near it.
That's it. I'm declaring war on Starbucks.
That's it. I'm declaring war on Starbucks.
That episode of Critical Role... the gays keep winning
July 14, 2023 at 2:05 PM
That episode of Critical Role... the gays keep winning