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A recipe with this much of a time range in the oven has to be written in volume measurements, right?
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A recipe with this much of a time range in the oven has to be written in volume measurements, right?
Which is pretty ironic considering which type of vehicle has utility in its name.
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Which is pretty ironic considering which type of vehicle has utility in its name.
Fandom culture has ruined interesting discourse with strangers. 🤷🏻♂️
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fandom culture has ruined interesting discourse with strangers. 🤷🏻♂️
Since when does the DoD have a “tight budget”
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Since when does the DoD have a “tight budget”
Step 1: get meat out of package
Step 2: wash hands
Step 3: cut meat
Step 4: wash hands and get down a bowl that you forgot earlier
Step 5: put meat in bowl
Step 6: wash hands
Step 7: wash knife and cutting board
Step 8: wash hands
My hands are so dry. 😭
Step 2: wash hands
Step 3: cut meat
Step 4: wash hands and get down a bowl that you forgot earlier
Step 5: put meat in bowl
Step 6: wash hands
Step 7: wash knife and cutting board
Step 8: wash hands
My hands are so dry. 😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Step 1: get meat out of package
Step 2: wash hands
Step 3: cut meat
Step 4: wash hands and get down a bowl that you forgot earlier
Step 5: put meat in bowl
Step 6: wash hands
Step 7: wash knife and cutting board
Step 8: wash hands
My hands are so dry. 😭
Step 2: wash hands
Step 3: cut meat
Step 4: wash hands and get down a bowl that you forgot earlier
Step 5: put meat in bowl
Step 6: wash hands
Step 7: wash knife and cutting board
Step 8: wash hands
My hands are so dry. 😭
Please I need to know if the occupancy is 30-50
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Please I need to know if the occupancy is 30-50
Maniac’s ego?
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Maniac’s ego?
I am a Very Online Person who is pretty familiar with Weiss and her “work” and even I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup.
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I am a Very Online Person who is pretty familiar with Weiss and her “work” and even I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup.
If this happens, it’ll be fun watching Mike Johnson try to square “This was the Democrats’ fault!” and “We could have ended this without the Democrats at literally any time.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If this happens, it’ll be fun watching Mike Johnson try to square “This was the Democrats’ fault!” and “We could have ended this without the Democrats at literally any time.”
Yes, there is.
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Yes, there is.
This has got to be AI, right? …Right?
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This has got to be AI, right? …Right?
Maybe they use him to intentionally lose money for tax purposes. Hollywood accounting, and all….
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Maybe they use him to intentionally lose money for tax purposes. Hollywood accounting, and all….
Yeah, because cops literally never do anything half-baked.
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yeah, because cops literally never do anything half-baked.
Grok should we invade Venezuela?
October 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Grok should we invade Venezuela?
(I think I got this quote a bit wrong, now that I think about it. I believe it’s “almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.”)
October 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
(I think I got this quote a bit wrong, now that I think about it. I believe it’s “almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.”)
I’ve also always appreciated the drink that was “almost, but not entirely, completely unlike tea.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’ve also always appreciated the drink that was “almost, but not entirely, completely unlike tea.”
Microplastics are taking over billionaires’ brains too, Michael.
October 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Microplastics are taking over billionaires’ brains too, Michael.
Not sure I would consider reading this all day “resting,” per se….
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Not sure I would consider reading this all day “resting,” per se….
Agreed on the wider but but a good smashburger hanging over the edges of its brioche bun?? Directly into my veins, please.
September 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Agreed on the wider but but a good smashburger hanging over the edges of its brioche bun?? Directly into my veins, please.
Cabbage sautéed in butter until it’s a little browned with just salt and pepper is such a simple joy of a side.
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Cabbage sautéed in butter until it’s a little browned with just salt and pepper is such a simple joy of a side.