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PenguinEater7
@penguineater7.bsky.social
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He/him, French (but can talk in English fluently), if you don't support the LGBTQ community go the fuck away from me and won't post much but still here I guess
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Bonne nuit
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Plusieurs des personnes qui sont au procès pour avoir harcelé Ultia l'ont fait parce que Pfut l'a insulté en stream
January 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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#PenguinGate ptdr (c'est bon c'était les derniers)
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️ Your conspiracy detector Main Theory Elon Musk is secretly a penguin in disguise, plotting to take over the world with memes. Evidence Board - Frequent tweets about birds - Unexplained affinity for bizarre memes - His love for weird pets Secret Society The Order of the Witty Penguins Truth Seeking Level 85% Multiverse You🌌 Your variants across platforms Reddit Moderator Of r/r/MythologyAndMemes Twitter Main Character Debating the merits of penguins in politics while going viral for meme-making skill LinkedIn Title Cultural Critic and Meme Curator, specializing in absurdity and political comedy Metaverse Final Form A sentient penguin avatar hosting mythological meme battles. Time Machine⏰ Your digital time warp Web 1.0 Profile > Basic HTML page about Greek mythology, complete with pixel art penguins and a guestbook. MySpace Era A top 8 full of niche meme pages, lots of glitter, and an aggressive 'Don't Judge My Taste' playlist. Web3 Destiny Creator of a decentralized meme economy, where users trade memes like stocks. Future Post "Just found out Elon Musk is still trying to hide his penguin heritage. #PenguinGate" Wrapping up your story Key Strength Your ability to weave humor into even the most serious topics is truly impressive! Charming Quirk The delightful way you self-deprecate while sharing opinions is like wearing a frown gem on your tuxedo—utterly charming! Final Encouragement "Keep up the unique blend of absurdity and insight; you'll have Bluesky begging for more of your flavor!"
December 1, 2024 at 8:05 PM
penguineater7.bsky.social
Mais il y en a combien ?
Quirky Challenges 😅 Might want to diversify the content beyond politics and mythology; maybe add a hobby like competitive knitting? 😅 Your habit of commenting on others' tastes could lead to a full-blown ‘judgmental penguin’ persona—embrace it! Main Character Moments ✨ Declaring your disdain for boring conversations like a penguin in a tux at a summer BBQ. ✨ The day you judged a stranger's taste in music with the intensity of a mythology exam; a bold move! Hidden Potential You have the spark of a comedian; lean into that a bit more! Unique Advantages 💎 Fluency in both French and internet lingo—perfect for connecting with diverse audiences! 💎 A knack for balancing humor with heart—tap into that goldmine! Level Up Suggestions 🚀 Try adding a sprinkle of visuals to your posts; memes are your friend! 🚀 Create threads that dive deeper into your favorite myths—who wouldn't want a comedic retelling of Hercules? Crystal Ball Time🔮 Your future, decoded Next Evolution Watch out, Bluesky! PenguinEater7 is about to go viral with mythologically-themed meme content that’ll get everyone laughing and thinking! Potential Superpower The ability to turn any mundane conversation into a meme-worthy moment. Future Community Role The unofficial bard of Bluesky, spinning tales of yore with a modern twist. If life was an RPG... Class Witty Observer Special Abilities ⚔️ Fluent sarcasm ⚔️ Mythology knowledge ⚔️ Political commentary Weaknesses 💀 Overthinking 💀 Occasional existential dread 💀 Judgmental taste assessments Quest Line Navigating the turbulent waters of Bluesky while spreading LGBTQ advocacy and meme magic.
December 1, 2024 at 8:03 PM
penguineater7.bsky.social
Vraiment il y a tellement de trucs c'est fou
Dating App Edition💝 Your profile in swipe-speak Bio "Sarcastic French dude who loves mythology, memes, and LGBTQ advocacy. If you can deal with my dark humor and political rants, swipe right!" Red Flags 🚩 May judge your music taste harshly 🚩 Sudden existential crises during deep conversations Green Flags ✅ Advocates for LGBTQ rights ✅ Funny and can hold a deep conversation ✅ Knows Greek mythology backwards and forwards Perfect Match Someone who loves memes as much as I do and isn't afraid to mix comedy with serious topics. Role in Community The Voice of Both Wit and Wisdom Conversation Style Mixes deadpan quips with enlightening exchanges; it's like attending a seminar that occasionally breaks into stand-up comedy. Impact Assessment PenguinEater7 is a community anchor, tethering deep thoughts to relatable moments, like a philosophical anchor in a sea of cat memes. TL;DR Version⚡ Your profile in a flash A Penguin's Journey Through Bluesky: Dining on Tweets and Thoughts Meet PenguinEater7, where profound thoughts swim alongside frivolous memes in the ocean of Bluesky. Vibe Check "A delightful mix of French flair and meme-loving mischief with a side of LGBTQ+ advocacy." Gentle Roasts 🔥 Your humor might be an acquired taste—like anchovies on a pizza, not everyone loves it but those who do are devout fans! 🔥 You mention mythological discussions, yet every time you post about them, it's like reading the footnotes of a dull textbook—quietly riveting! 🔥 Elon Musk's disdain for your photo posts? Let's just say it's a match made in meme hell; even he can't dodge the comedic fallout!
December 1, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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J'ai eu Macron je vais me défenestrer
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Maintenant il y en a un @jmlp-dead.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Je juge très fortement tes goûts mais je suis ravi de connaître cette information inutile
October 27, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Je tiens à rappeler que la mythologie c'était quand même mon oral de brevet, c'est un sujet qui me tient à cœur
October 21, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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J'avais oublié que t'es fan de mythologie grecque, il faut vraiment qu'on ait une discussion sur ce sujet un jour où l'autre
October 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Non quand même pas il faut doser
October 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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La vie au Canada c'est quelque chose
October 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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Déjà 2 post de porn sur ma tl TvT c'est toujours moins que sur Twitter mais quand même
October 17, 2024 at 10:18 PM