Penguin Pete | writer elite
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#Author, #podcaster, #artist, and #esotericist | 20+ years #freelance #blogger #opentowork | Legendary #Linux geek | epic weirdo | #FuckAI #HangTheRich #woke | Relax, I'm as hilarious as I am horrifying.
Transitioning from Halloween to Christmas
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Transitioning from Halloween to Christmas
" MUST! MUST BUY! Every single home! Did we stutter?"
#Halloween2025 #advertising #spookymonth #sexsells #TrickOrTreatMe #canIhaveAfreeSAMPLEofHER #wherethefuckisthepumpkinstem #1950s
#Halloween2025 #advertising #spookymonth #sexsells #TrickOrTreatMe #canIhaveAfreeSAMPLEofHER #wherethefuckisthepumpkinstem #1950s
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
" MUST! MUST BUY! Every single home! Did we stutter?"
#Halloween2025 #advertising #spookymonth #sexsells #TrickOrTreatMe #canIhaveAfreeSAMPLEofHER #wherethefuckisthepumpkinstem #1950s
#Halloween2025 #advertising #spookymonth #sexsells #TrickOrTreatMe #canIhaveAfreeSAMPLEofHER #wherethefuckisthepumpkinstem #1950s
RFK Jr arrives at new epiphany...
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
RFK Jr arrives at new epiphany...
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You can still find collections on eBay. I just had a few bands at the time (Beatles, Beach Boys, Elvis era). But yes, Lawrence Welk and big band was still popular through the '70s.
September 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You can still find collections on eBay. I just had a few bands at the time (Beatles, Beach Boys, Elvis era). But yes, Lawrence Welk and big band was still popular through the '70s.
Me, I was practically cutting my teeth on tech since the '70s. Couldn't resist it, I loved making digital toys do neat stuff. I started out with a clips-and-wire breadboard from Radio Shack and calculators of course...
September 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me, I was practically cutting my teeth on tech since the '70s. Couldn't resist it, I loved making digital toys do neat stuff. I started out with a clips-and-wire breadboard from Radio Shack and calculators of course...
When brown people and trans people are *so* *terrifying* that you feel the need to come after them with tanks and machine guns.
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When brown people and trans people are *so* *terrifying* that you feel the need to come after them with tanks and machine guns.
I'm pretty sure Kim Reynolds is on the Epstein list too. I mean, why the hell wouldn't she be?
September 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm pretty sure Kim Reynolds is on the Epstein list too. I mean, why the hell wouldn't she be?
Naughty, uncooperative crime partners get the WOOD CHIPPER!
September 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Naughty, uncooperative crime partners get the WOOD CHIPPER!
Seriously, what is wrong with this man's head? Is this what happens when you're raised around too much lead paint?
August 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Seriously, what is wrong with this man's head? Is this what happens when you're raised around too much lead paint?
I'm 55. "Growing up" - interesting idea, I should look into it sometime.
You sound like you're ripe for Kurt Vonnegut's philosophy.
You sound like you're ripe for Kurt Vonnegut's philosophy.
August 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm 55. "Growing up" - interesting idea, I should look into it sometime.
You sound like you're ripe for Kurt Vonnegut's philosophy.
You sound like you're ripe for Kurt Vonnegut's philosophy.
As cheap as brains are, you think more people would miss not having one.
August 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
As cheap as brains are, you think more people would miss not having one.
"Time Enough at Last" - modernized:
August 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Time Enough at Last" - modernized:
Man, this was years ago. Now if you want a *real* challenge to narrate, here's Shrump.
August 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Man, this was years ago. Now if you want a *real* challenge to narrate, here's Shrump.
I feel it
August 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I feel it
YouTube interprets my watching math videos as a suicidal sign.
Everything is broken and no one knows why.
Everything is broken and no one knows why.
August 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
YouTube interprets my watching math videos as a suicidal sign.
Everything is broken and no one knows why.
Everything is broken and no one knows why.
I have a persistent delusion that Matilda is part of the Harry Potter universe, and I don't know why.
August 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I have a persistent delusion that Matilda is part of the Harry Potter universe, and I don't know why.
What the cheese, here's two more characters who always bring me joy (but this time keeping the noir connection)
August 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
What the cheese, here's two more characters who always bring me joy (but this time keeping the noir connection)
Two characters who always bring me joy
August 6, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Two characters who always bring me joy
August 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Was "godlike" really the right word to go with here? I never saw a god with dark roots, I always thought they could change their form at will to morph into burning bushes and shit.
August 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Was "godlike" really the right word to go with here? I never saw a god with dark roots, I always thought they could change their form at will to morph into burning bushes and shit.
"This is why I'm atheist"
August 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
"This is why I'm atheist"
Name that movie! (expert mode) hint: soybean curd @366weirdmovies.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Name that movie! (expert mode) hint: soybean curd @366weirdmovies.bsky.social