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writer of things, stories, & other wordments. he/they. Read me at http://justpenfold.com/stories, editor @TLDRpress.bsky.social
Lyla and Skully, come to help me write. fluffy, deadly inspiration.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Lyla doesn't know who you are or what you want, but she has a particular set of skills-- skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you sign up for the TL;DR Press 2K Terrors contest now, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, she will find you.

www.eventbrite.com/e/2k-terrors...
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
HEYA WRITEY TYPES, this is your periodic reminder to back up your work.

if you don't do backups, now is a great time to start.

if you can swing it, have one backup on site, another off site. email, cloud drives, github, dropbox are free and reasonably simple. GO FORTH AND BACK UP.
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
a choice was made here. I can't believe it's not vodka. #suddengroceryart
October 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the world is a whole lot better for Jane Goodall having been in it. rest in peace, dear lady.
October 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
one of these three took out a lady cardinal today. no one's talking, but we know who did it. (hint: the one who isn't declawed and the one who doesn't have a bum front leg) didn't expect this caturday to have a body count.
September 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
big weekend plans.
September 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
[insert "think out of the box" joke here], happy #caturday from Lyla
July 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
looooong day of exploring new rooms.
June 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
new fam!
June 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
much love, all yall
June 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don't want to alarm anyone, but apparently squirrel stalking has the power to unite us and cause us to put aside our petty hatreds.
May 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Lyla wakes up at first crack of thunder just as the storm has turned the sky yellow
May 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Moxie catching a nap between loafing sessions. damn, it's hard out there for a cat.
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
...maybe he means they're putting them on the lower shelves now.
April 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
today is National Find-A-Sunbeam-And-Plop-Your-Ass-Down-In-It Day. warm greetings to all who celebrate. Moxie, shown here demonstrating a traditional celebration, wishes you all a Happy NFASAPYADIID. Loaf responsibly.
April 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Lyla says hi. hope tuesday was kind to yall. looking for the same for wednesday.
April 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
a happy sleepy tuesday morning to you.
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
good morning. you are being judged.
March 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
bruh. high 6.
March 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
toebeans, paws, nose, and tail. sort 'em out.
February 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
last light over lake michigan
February 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Always wanted to have a salad that develops an unlikely emotional bond with me as I eat it.
February 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
never too soon to start plotting.
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
2025 looking rough so far, it's okay to keep low for a bit.
January 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM