Kids these days don't understand reading the back of a shampoo bottle when you're taking a dump and that's...well, a meaningless observation but it's true

I just started fully weeping watching Sam almost drown trying to get back to Frodo at the end of Fellowship. Do I just need sleep?

Count of Monte Cristo? In LA we say Cowna MonnnaCristo

Wait why is Spanglish with Adam Sandler actually a good movie

The #UnitedHealthcare CEO murder shows everything wrong with this country. Horrible medical coverage, and police wasting millions of tax $ looking for his killer while poor people are being murdered left and right and the cops don't do shit. Cops only care if the victim is rich, full stop

Y'all...I need help. We are truly living in the shittiest timeline, and I want to get out there and do my part to fix it. What are some ways y'all are fighting against oppression, white supremacy, etc? I'm just so fucking sick of this shit happening again and again.

The #SacramentoKings haven't had a break in between games longer than one day this season, at all. It's crazy. 14 games in 24 days overall, with 3 back to backs. This does not feel normal to me at all. Also we've played exactly half on the road and half at home. Brutal start to the year wtf

Which dystopian novels do you think predicted certain trends or events most accurately? #BookSky #BoringDystopia

@blueskyplaylist.bsky.social Not our official account obviously, but I'm the bass player in this band :) open.spotify.com/album/26iRXe...

This was posted in the bathrooms at the middle school I teach it.

The staff bathrooms. For the adults.

BONUS TWEET:

I blame this Timberwolves loss on whoever decided to blast this song [the Chicken Dance] for the entirety of an extremely important possession in the clutch

x.com/Adam_Mares/s...

If aspiring cops in California had to go through what teachers do to get their credential, there would not be cops in California.