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during the Cold War, the CIA gave orphan girls to their assassins to prove their loyalty before operations in a voluntary recorded kompromat ceremony called a "blessing." That's the secret behind the Epstein scandal. #WheresBarr?

🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 ✊🏾🤞; he/him
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
behold /Cucurbita andreana maxima/ in its native habitat! A pumpkin pie.

our daughter grew the basal pumpkin of her Inca ancestors. C-;
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
allow me to introduce you to what happens when you attempt to top me on an Epstein topic. Do you see what color that fascist monster wears? He fundraised for them to cover his finances for raping children. Their Zionist bosses have already been neutralized, as have the owners of The New York Times
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
this is today's reminder this picture is one of this asshole's glamour shots wearing HARVARD on the east coast where Muslim lives are in DANGER right now. Has anyone understood the depth of this Zionist cancer bullshit right here?
December 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is our third day in a row feeding our childcare clients extreme pumpkin goodness. Here the primordial /Cucurtiba andreana maximal/ luxuriates in its native habitat; a pumpkin pie and an empanada as promised yesterday.

this is my job besides programming a huge project

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December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Another pumpkin update dropping soon. Let cats be cats and pizzas be pizzas
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The pumpkin jag continues. Ruin your rammikins! The un-cheat is less honey and the cheat is bitter crackling baking powder for riiise!
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
gourd goddess mother teim
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
White person here. I'm currently trying to see if I can sprout, off-season, rough-growing C. andreana maxima pumpkin seeds. On land owned by a Chinese house flipper.

There are large reserves of seeds in the middle east that could be diverted to .. newly arable land right now

see alt text
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What time is it? Time for moar pumpkin propaganda! This recipe is Chifon Soufflé #Recipe time! This works with your stringy, sugary pumpkin too just cook it until falling apart, and scoop it hot into cold wet ingredients and mash as you go
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Earth Goddess Mother teim:

And someone stuffed an AI stool pigeon to deliver a screed in the alt text! Who could have done such an ableist thing that actually describes the sweeping sky & millionaire waif too?

Good Morning America how are ya?
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the situation calls for moar anime commando chicks immediately
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
the first is a mundane still from a first-person shooter video game

the second is a totally derivative and probably then regenerated Nazi chick with plans for you

the third is a reaction post
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
it's not my fault the situation calls for shitposts.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don't mind those too. The Original Pancake I mean pumpkin thread continues
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Warning I am under the influence of artisanal pumpkin pie
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
That is a wallpaper archive photo. Yes we have similar veg in our Gardens including artisanal pumpkins and a loquat tree C-;
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
our daughter grew the basal Cucuritiba andreanna maxima pumpkin of her ancestors. How was your bakes-giving?

We have made standard, souffle chiffon, and over-firm pies so far and everyone keeps poaching the slices!
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM