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Parker
@pellertson.bsky.social
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I will write about programming one day
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bruh
4 panel comic edit featuring RawDawg's (RD) Reddit posts justifying domestic violence. I'm sorry I'm on a phone right now so I can't provide full alt-text rn. Have a link to the worst of their rant as penance: https://www.reddit.com/r/rawdawgcomics/comments/1megm1m/comment/n69m4hc/
August 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Don't pull a @keffals.gg , I urge you to complete this.
Photo of a job application template. Vewwy scawwy!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Someone posted this in a discord server I'm in and I wrote my thoughts on it. Yes there is alt text.
Discord message that reads as follows: I will interpret this as 100% serious and intentional. This is an excellent piece that reflects the current state of content creation. You're watching someone produce pure garbage. TikTok, YT ~~sharts~~ Shorts, and Instagram Reels have been emphasizing short form, meaningless drivel that only serves to keep you on the app, no matter what the reason you're on it is. Those watching this are experiencing rage, which is one of the strongest emotions that demands your total brain capacity. Normally it's through being "cringe", provocative, or even being deeply political; something that indirectly evokes at least some sort of rage. But this person cut through all of that and said "you will watch me print absolute slop and you WILL be mad about it." That's genuinely beautiful.
March 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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🐽
Big snoot
March 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"oh man... this doin numbers"
March 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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🍞/10
My Aegean cat, Julian, sitting on top of my bed. Perfect loaf formation 🍞/10. He sits on top of a green bed cover. If people see this and chroma key him into something, just know you have my explicit approval to do so.
March 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Hopefully you're still doing this. But if not that's fine!
Greek cat named Taylor. His rotundness cannot be described.
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I'm the 2,912,099th skeeter!
I'm the 2,912,099th skeeter!
September 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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I AM NO LONGER UNENCUMBERED TO SHOW YOU VIDEOS OF MY CATS
September 12, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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My gay ass
“Guerrillero Heroico” from Alberto Korda
July 31, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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@rtalsoriangames.bsky.social the collection grows 📷
My role-playing game collection. Top row: Death in Space, Cyberpunk: Red, CY_BORG, Christian Eichhorn's Beyond Cy. Bottom row: Cyberpunk: Edgerunners sits in the center of Interface Red volumes 1 and 2. The D&D Player's Handbook just barely makes it into frame.
July 4, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Same energy
The classic Tom Jorgensen tweet "Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy need drinky."
May 30, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Did the pinhole thing for viewing today's solar eclipse. I don't live within the path of totality, but that didn't stop my Calculus 2 professor from stopping class so we could look at it. 📷
Shadow of a piece of paper with a pinhole. Showing through the pinhole is a partial solar eclipse. Shadow of a piece of paper with a pinhole. Showing through the pinhole is a partial solar eclipse.
April 8, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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📷 My cat loves Brendan Lee Mulligan 😺
My cat, Taylor, sitting in a little cat bed. He is staring at my laptop, watching an episode of Fantasy High: Sophomore Year.
April 7, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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📷
Close up cat
March 4, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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GigaStacy meme
February 20, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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🐱😳
February 16, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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>mfw cat
February 12, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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4chan when woman
The "Disintegrate" card from Magic: The Gathering 5th Edition.
February 9, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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If you see this post kitty
cat ball
February 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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Who ever made this quiz is fried.
My results from the religious values quiz. I'm apparently 56.9% anti-catholic, 66.8% pro-protestant, 66.8% pro-orthodox, 53.6% anti-Semitic (can't believe I'm typing that one out), 58% islamophobic, 53.5% pro-buddhist, 57.5% pro-hindu, 53.3% anti-pagan, 54.1% divine, and 64.3% pro-religious. My closest match is apparently "Pantheist". Do not take this too seriously.
February 4, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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Snooot
Extreme close up of a tabby cat
February 1, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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The Cyberpunk collection thus far. Haven't had the actual time to read the core rules properly but I'll hopefully get a campaign started within a few weeks.
The Cyberpunk Red core rule book and the Interface Red DLC volume 2 books laid upon my bed.
January 31, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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God damn right he's King
MLK Jr sitting in a crowd. Beside him is an arrow pointing at him that is labeled "KING"
January 29, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Absolute unit.
For those who need alt text, there are no words that can truly describe how chunky my cat is. However, I will do my best. In the photo, he sits away from the camera in his cat bed. He takes up almost the whole thing. His rear is particularly huge, taking up most of the lower half of the frame. In the direction he is facing, you see my laptop just beside him, filled with degenerate stickers and a mess of cables going into it, and an A/C just to the right.
January 29, 2024 at 7:01 PM