Look what’s in circulation! Completely shiny brand-new one, too. “Mint condition”, you might say. 🙂

With the cooler mornings, I’m once again finding these guys asleep in my flowers now and then, waiting for the sun to warm them up.

Canadians: I know many of you have been musing about the stronger ties to be forged across the Atlantic in these turbulent times, perhaps even some form of union.
But please, let me temper your expectations… In a Haiku…
our closest friends and allies
one dealbreaker looms
eurovision song contest

I truly appreciate @slack.engineering's notices both encouraging and silly that are your reward for reading through the last of your unread messages.

I find these product recommendations so helpful. Thanks, LCBO! ❤️

Today the United States lost any remaining shred of prestige, dignity, respect, or moral authority it still retained as “leader of the free world”. All this, in just 39 days. Is this the New Golden Age you voted for, America? Never in your history have you stood so alone. #IStandWithUkraine

Dear amazon.ca,
I don’t know if you will ever get another dime from me, but if you don’t delist this shit, I can absolutely guarantee you won’t.

Let’s all just concede that this wins, and walk away from the meme.
(not mine, h/t to former colleague)

Can we just be adults here and dispense with the puerile taunts? Could everyone just stop picking on Adolf Titler?

For whoever needs to see this today

Phone too close to face. Poor lighting. Eyes on screen, not on camera. Vaguely confused. Can’t figure out orientation. Forget to shave. Forget to close mouth. Nondescript setting, e.g: in car waiting for kid to get out of skating lesson.
Learn these pro tips and more in my #DadSelfie MasterClass.

Did anyone else join BlueSky as a Meta/X refugee with the wide-eyed-ingenue expectation that it would be a totally kind, sincere space? Only to feel the Internet’s murky bilge water seeping into socks as usual? “How kind! Sure, I’ll follow you back… *sniff*… *retch* … F__k…” [Block], [Block]

@lizclimo.bsky.social there are those days on which your calendar page is so uncannily timely. Thank you for making me smile every morning.

Madison Square Park at dusk.

Thank you for this, @bsky.app. Meta loves to quietly compel you to share your entire camera roll (and your contacts, and everything else, if you let them). “For your convenience,” of course.

Tree’s up…