might as well change your bio to “investigative journalist by day, deranged little creature by night 🐀📱”

might as well change your bio to “investigative journalist by day, deranged little creature by night 🐀📱”

Note to Peer Reviewers: If you reject this paper due to the 0.001 significance deficit, you are proving my thesis and will be added to the Supplemental Data (Appendix B: People Who Are Like That).

睡姿像只草泥马🦙

A glitch in arriving at closure

@jayl.in

not me (who only follows two ppl) pretending i didn’t notice your five-month vanishing act

My SSRI-induced memory loss won’t tell me

(DOI: 10.31234/osf.io/annoyed)

Limitations: author included in sample. Further research discouraged.

By finding this funny, you increase the sample’s mean irritability coefficient.

By reading this, you retroactively become part of the dataset confirming the effect.

A meta-study confirms that announcing this finding is, itself, empirically irritating (p = 0.051; n = too many).