Peggy Alpaca
@peggyalpaca.bsky.social
Guy who hates immigration and foreign cultures, but lives for World Market
January 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy who hates immigration and foreign cultures, but lives for World Market
White sitcom people have names like Jenna Von Oy
Black sitcom people have names like Jenna Von Yo
Black sitcom people have names like Jenna Von Yo
January 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
White sitcom people have names like Jenna Von Oy
Black sitcom people have names like Jenna Von Yo
Black sitcom people have names like Jenna Von Yo
I am not currently employed by Bimbo Bakeries, but I am a bread-loving dumbass. Thank you for asking.
January 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I am not currently employed by Bimbo Bakeries, but I am a bread-loving dumbass. Thank you for asking.
Drinking Hungarian Ginger Beer while hiding from my family/playing hooky from the job I just quit. Life is good.
January 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Drinking Hungarian Ginger Beer while hiding from my family/playing hooky from the job I just quit. Life is good.
Hunter-Gatherer? I am more of a stalk-n-skulk with a gun-organizer
January 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hunter-Gatherer? I am more of a stalk-n-skulk with a gun-organizer
I am neither Rizzoli nor Isles in a world comprised of only cable TV cop shows
Lorraine Bracco is short for the Lorraine Brassiere Corporation
January 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I am neither Rizzoli nor Isles in a world comprised of only cable TV cop shows
Lorraine Bracco is short for the Lorraine Brassiere Corporation
January 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Lorraine Bracco is short for the Lorraine Brassiere Corporation
Does Morrissey know he is a comedian?
December 30, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Does Morrissey know he is a comedian?
Ja Rules of the Game
December 29, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Ja Rules of the Game
Check out this joke I wrote for blood-loving sex-havers:
Phlebotomy? More like PHLETOPOMY!!!!!!!
Phlebotomy? More like PHLETOPOMY!!!!!!!
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Check out this joke I wrote for blood-loving sex-havers:
Phlebotomy? More like PHLETOPOMY!!!!!!!
Phlebotomy? More like PHLETOPOMY!!!!!!!
We are the daughters of The Witches a feature film directed by Nicholas Roeg from the year 1990
December 25, 2024 at 3:20 AM
We are the daughters of The Witches a feature film directed by Nicholas Roeg from the year 1990
The double-ended dido is out here in these sexual streets presenting itself like it graces you with an array of options, but double-ended implies only two options*
* I have no idea if this is true, as I suffer from adult-onset born-again virginity.
* I have no idea if this is true, as I suffer from adult-onset born-again virginity.
My boss: GET OVER HERE, NOW!!!
Me: I am busy skeeting jokes about double-ended dildos
Me: I am busy skeeting jokes about double-ended dildos
December 23, 2024 at 8:52 PM
The double-ended dido is out here in these sexual streets presenting itself like it graces you with an array of options, but double-ended implies only two options*
* I have no idea if this is true, as I suffer from adult-onset born-again virginity.
* I have no idea if this is true, as I suffer from adult-onset born-again virginity.
My boss: GET OVER HERE, NOW!!!
Me: I am busy skeeting jokes about double-ended dildos
Me: I am busy skeeting jokes about double-ended dildos
December 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
My boss: GET OVER HERE, NOW!!!
Me: I am busy skeeting jokes about double-ended dildos
Me: I am busy skeeting jokes about double-ended dildos
Check out this joke I wrote for Jimmy Fallon:
Hyundai? More like VISIGOTHNIGHT!!!!!
Hyundai? More like VISIGOTHNIGHT!!!!!
December 22, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Check out this joke I wrote for Jimmy Fallon:
Hyundai? More like VISIGOTHNIGHT!!!!!
Hyundai? More like VISIGOTHNIGHT!!!!!
Representation in 2024 demands that I, an Italian, receive my own Turd Ferguson, Turd Fegusoni
December 22, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Representation in 2024 demands that I, an Italian, receive my own Turd Ferguson, Turd Fegusoni
Pamphlet? I AM A GROWN-ASS PAMPH
December 21, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Pamphlet? I AM A GROWN-ASS PAMPH
Do not period in my mouth and tell me it is Rao's brand Arrabiata sauce
Do not poo in my mouth and tell me it is a limited-edition holiday Rolo
Do not pee in my mouth and tell me it is melted Lemonade Swedish Fish!!
December 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Do not period in my mouth and tell me it is Rao's brand Arrabiata sauce
Do not poo in my mouth and tell me it is a limited-edition holiday Rolo
Do not pee in my mouth and tell me it is melted Lemonade Swedish Fish!!
December 18, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Do not poo in my mouth and tell me it is a limited-edition holiday Rolo
Do not pee in my mouth and tell me it is melted Lemonade Swedish Fish!!
December 18, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Do not pee in my mouth and tell me it is melted Lemonade Swedish Fish!!
Check out this joke I wrote for Jimmy Fallon:
Beyoncé something if you Beyonsee something
Beyoncé something if you Beyonsee something
December 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Check out this joke I wrote for Jimmy Fallon:
Beyoncé something if you Beyonsee something
Beyoncé something if you Beyonsee something
Billy Joel= The sound of being wedgied atomically
December 14, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Billy Joel= The sound of being wedgied atomically
Are transphobes utterly confused about the concept of Tracy UllMAN????
December 14, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Are transphobes utterly confused about the concept of Tracy UllMAN????
Pouring caulk in my butthole to "fill the void"
December 9, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Pouring caulk in my butthole to "fill the void"