truth. I get so stressed when I have anything to lose, about a hundred bucks stowed away and I feel like I'm good

so many and so perfect!

I've collected probably hundreds of thousands of rocks and I don't think I've ever licked one. I used to keep a pebble in my mouth for hikes so I wouldn't drink as much water? but I think it was rough on my teeth

they'll never see it coming, it's the perfect play

mmm, that's how you get all your minerals

lol I remember when Stavvy almost bought into one of those but then he read the fine print and found out his "island nation" was an abandoned oil derrig

💙 same 💙

This motherfucker did not want his life saved but it is currently 44°F and it is going to be below freezing after it gets dark. Texas spiny lizards brumate at 51°F and the closest thing to burrow in nearby is gravel in a trainyard so no sir you’re coming with me until the cold snap ends

Fuck you, you’re getting saved today

(I’ll take “things an evangelical might say” for $500, Alex)

I think you're thinking of Bocce

but for us? just this once? it might just wurk

how do you make a slogan that looks like you put even less effort into it than "Make America Great Again"??

its easier than you might think

they're just neat

SARA WHY WOULD I BE CRAVING A HEDGEHOG

RISea