if you've ever wondered what its like to be with someone with adhd:

i got a new lipstick and asked my s/o "hey, do you wanna see?" all coy and they replied "no, i have shoes on"

this dumbass thought i was talking about laundry detergent

accidentally convinced the ttrpg group i'm that my s/o is 10 years older than i am and i'm a sugar baby

two hillbillies get into wild hijinks and accidentally find their way to southern italy and get roped into taking over someone’s mafia own olive tree farm

gods perfect little idiot, a little baby, the perfect cat

only in houston baby

nothing says good morning like singing bring me to life in the tune of wham's wake me up to your s/o and watching their smile turn to a disgruntled frown

nothin like turning to your partner at 4am and asking if milk is a broth/beverage/sauce when you add it to cereal

found out how old i am today when i had to google what the fuck some of the abbreviations on candy hearts mean

her little feetsies

why be in bed at 4am when you can instead argue with your s/o about which cryptid/mytho is the most f**kable?

should luigi get out he should do drag with the name miss trial tbh

shark week causes her such distress/offense that she gets snotty if i move around while in pain. this also includes moving because i need to breathe.

the attitude

i called her chonky and she got big mad

please for the love of all that is good i cant learn another social media app i'm too old just be chill