No one can stretch a vowel like Chris Hansen

Microsoft is a beta ass name for a company

If I started a software company, it’d be called BigHard

Italian Fred Flintstone be like “Yabagabagool”

“If someone sold a single pill to cure addiction, I’d try to figure out what 2 of them would do.”

What do you mean you “hardly know her”?

Unlearn toxic masculinity.

Are we sure Jesse Lee Peterson isn’t a once in a generation performance artist?

If you can afford therapy but don’t go, it’s because you don’t love those in your life enough to be better.