Peter Anderson
@pedro-of-the-house.bsky.social
Co-proprietor of the Wiener Dog Ranch
“A place where afternoons are measured out in things other than coffee spoons…”
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“A place where afternoons are measured out in things other than coffee spoons…”
How do you stealthily pee six times before lunch?
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
How do you stealthily pee six times before lunch?
Wish I could get them to do some work on my mother in law.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Wish I could get them to do some work on my mother in law.
Interesting… which character is human in this scenario? I can see a case for any of the following: the sheriff, king Richard, prince John, maid Marion or fryer Tuck.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Interesting… which character is human in this scenario? I can see a case for any of the following: the sheriff, king Richard, prince John, maid Marion or fryer Tuck.
Turned my dachshunds into corn dogs for Halloween.
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Turned my dachshunds into corn dogs for Halloween.
Woodpeckers are lining up to get in on this vibe.
October 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Woodpeckers are lining up to get in on this vibe.
You are a toppler of institutions that need toppling.
October 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You are a toppler of institutions that need toppling.
And if you tell them you don’t like Steely Dan… oh, boy! Hell hath no fury.
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
And if you tell them you don’t like Steely Dan… oh, boy! Hell hath no fury.
Outstanding corner decor.
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Outstanding corner decor.
After that sass, they totally deserve the chorus from Nugget.
October 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
After that sass, they totally deserve the chorus from Nugget.
I had to be hospitalized overnight once because my hand swelled up like a character balloon.
October 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I had to be hospitalized overnight once because my hand swelled up like a character balloon.
I wish I could double like this. And get the right people to care.
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I wish I could double like this. And get the right people to care.
Eventually you’ll hit him with an indignant, “I say, Sergeant,” right?
October 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Eventually you’ll hit him with an indignant, “I say, Sergeant,” right?
No spoiler alert?!? Rude.
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
No spoiler alert?!? Rude.
Well, excuse you.
September 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Well, excuse you.
My 15 year old discovered this song with no help from me and regularly sings it.
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My 15 year old discovered this song with no help from me and regularly sings it.
Lucky! Some of us don’t.
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lucky! Some of us don’t.
By contrast, is the bridle joint the purest, given its homophone and the connotations thereof?
September 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
By contrast, is the bridle joint the purest, given its homophone and the connotations thereof?
Chum bucket.
September 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Chum bucket.
Officially, I refuse to talk about it. Mum’s the word.
September 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Officially, I refuse to talk about it. Mum’s the word.