When the neighborhood cat brings you a mouse.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
When the neighborhood cat brings you a mouse.
Mfw she chooses me over the bear.
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Mfw she chooses me over the bear.
How I treat my VPN so I can find where YT put my phonk playlists.
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
How I treat my VPN so I can find where YT put my phonk playlists.
I am Robert Edwin House, CEO, President, and sole proprietor of the Vegas Orb.
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I am Robert Edwin House, CEO, President, and sole proprietor of the Vegas Orb.
Generational diff.
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Generational diff.
How it feels to chew 5 gum:
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 AM
How it feels to chew 5 gum:
Warlocks weren't really a class in dnd until 1996, you are welcome.
December 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Warlocks weren't really a class in dnd until 1996, you are welcome.
2025 is such unrepentant ass, has anyone else had a moment where you've had a slightly nice suprise, and it made your month by default?
Mine was these chips. They taste like corndogs. Can't really afford anything meaningful, go anywhere, or do anything, chips taste good.
Fuck.
Mine was these chips. They taste like corndogs. Can't really afford anything meaningful, go anywhere, or do anything, chips taste good.
Fuck.
October 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
2025 is such unrepentant ass, has anyone else had a moment where you've had a slightly nice suprise, and it made your month by default?
Mine was these chips. They taste like corndogs. Can't really afford anything meaningful, go anywhere, or do anything, chips taste good.
Fuck.
Mine was these chips. They taste like corndogs. Can't really afford anything meaningful, go anywhere, or do anything, chips taste good.
Fuck.
There are only two ways to play Cloverpit.
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
There are only two ways to play Cloverpit.
Give yourself a loading screen, I think you've earned a break.
Art by Kenzie Wee (dribbble.com/Seppuku_Doge)
Art by Kenzie Wee (dribbble.com/Seppuku_Doge)
September 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Give yourself a loading screen, I think you've earned a break.
Art by Kenzie Wee (dribbble.com/Seppuku_Doge)
Art by Kenzie Wee (dribbble.com/Seppuku_Doge)
When they fucking get me.
August 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When they fucking get me.
Today, the internet lost its last good lulcow. Someone who was wierd and ornery, and so so fucking gross, but at the end of the day, he wasn't a bad guy. He was just a bog warlock living life at his swampyiest.
RIP Cobes. You knew what was up.
RIP Cobes. You knew what was up.
August 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Today, the internet lost its last good lulcow. Someone who was wierd and ornery, and so so fucking gross, but at the end of the day, he wasn't a bad guy. He was just a bog warlock living life at his swampyiest.
RIP Cobes. You knew what was up.
RIP Cobes. You knew what was up.
Average Vtuber lore be like:
August 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Average Vtuber lore be like:
How I feel after getting over spicy food hiccups:
January 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
How I feel after getting over spicy food hiccups:
Me: I think you have a serious mouse problem.
Customer: But I told you, I've only seen the one mouse, why do you think it's bad?
Me:
Customer: But I told you, I've only seen the one mouse, why do you think it's bad?
Me:
December 31, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Me: I think you have a serious mouse problem.
Customer: But I told you, I've only seen the one mouse, why do you think it's bad?
Me:
Customer: But I told you, I've only seen the one mouse, why do you think it's bad?
Me:
You've been visited by the sink ghost! May all your dishes be washed this holiday season.
December 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
You've been visited by the sink ghost! May all your dishes be washed this holiday season.
25-foot tall Grinch-plug. Huh, that's new.
December 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
25-foot tall Grinch-plug. Huh, that's new.