Myrna Tellingheusen
@pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social
Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft. Living the good life in Southern California. HOA President Vaca Muerta Estates. Loves God.
Would Jesus approve of deviled egg ornaments?
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Would Jesus approve of deviled egg ornaments?
I remember when files were mundane.
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I remember when files were mundane.
Dear Tom Selleck,
I might be interested in a 50-year REVERSE mortgage.
I might be interested in a 50-year REVERSE mortgage.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Dear Tom Selleck,
I might be interested in a 50-year REVERSE mortgage.
I might be interested in a 50-year REVERSE mortgage.
HELEN LEFT A WATER RING ON MY COASTER
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
HELEN LEFT A WATER RING ON MY COASTER
Inviting AI to bring a jello mold salad to Harold’s funeral luncheon.
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Inviting AI to bring a jello mold salad to Harold’s funeral luncheon.
I would rather not think about Abraham Lincoln’s powder room.
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I would rather not think about Abraham Lincoln’s powder room.
I pride myself on being ahead of the game. Today l took down my Halloween decorations.
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I pride myself on being ahead of the game. Today l took down my Halloween decorations.
I will not be satisfied until we expand the Senior Center’s Edith Dingman Room.
October 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I will not be satisfied until we expand the Senior Center’s Edith Dingman Room.
I normally hand out circus peanuts on Halloween, but this year that might be too traumatic.
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I normally hand out circus peanuts on Halloween, but this year that might be too traumatic.
Darlene’s breakfast casserole is probable spam.
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Darlene’s breakfast casserole is probable spam.
We are in hand-basket territory. Fran is drinking wine out of a box.
October 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We are in hand-basket territory. Fran is drinking wine out of a box.
LYLE WHERE ARE MY SHARPIES
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
LYLE WHERE ARE MY SHARPIES
If you laugh at my sensible shoes l will cackle at your bunions.
October 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If you laugh at my sensible shoes l will cackle at your bunions.
Excited for stretch pants season!
October 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Excited for stretch pants season!
Do you remember normal weekends?
October 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Do you remember normal weekends?
Let’s pray for Dolly.
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Let’s pray for Dolly.
Wood? I prefer Formica.
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wood? I prefer Formica.
Just sitting around waiting for everything l own to come back in style.
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just sitting around waiting for everything l own to come back in style.
We should fly the flag at half mast for Jane.
October 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We should fly the flag at half mast for Jane.
Never trust a book blurb.
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Never trust a book blurb.
THE CASHIER BROKE MY PUMPKIN STEM
September 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
THE CASHIER BROKE MY PUMPKIN STEM
Until things change, all of my jello molds will be jade green.
September 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Until things change, all of my jello molds will be jade green.
If you say “Friyay” l will u-turn out of the room.
September 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
If you say “Friyay” l will u-turn out of the room.
I need to beef up my Grudge Rolodex.
September 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I need to beef up my Grudge Rolodex.
l WILL NOT BE OUT-AUTUMNALLED.
September 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
l WILL NOT BE OUT-AUTUMNALLED.