I’m sorry you are facing this, and have family members making your task harder instead of easier.

Why do these proud patriots always hide their faces? Not willing to be loud and proud for dear leader? How are you going to get invited to the White House with that attitude?

Hey don’t you have a Klan meeting to get to today? Surely your time can be better spent raising children or sucking a dick or doing whatever it takes to keep the man running your life happy.