Elise
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"Love words, agonize over sentences and pay attention to the world." --Susan Sontag.
Now sit your ass down.
Now sit your ass down.
One of the oldest and more popular double-edged swords.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
One of the oldest and more popular double-edged swords.
And he builds up an army of criminals that say they'll protect him, despite their reputation of turning tail.
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
And he builds up an army of criminals that say they'll protect him, despite their reputation of turning tail.
This administration's strength is that whatever could go wrong will be made manifest immediately, so there's no wait time.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This administration's strength is that whatever could go wrong will be made manifest immediately, so there's no wait time.
You are not alone, Sir.
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You are not alone, Sir.
As it should, it is intentionally disrespectful. Although Minaj's minions might claim poetic license, who gives a shit since her marriage license makes her pedophile complicit..
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As it should, it is intentionally disrespectful. Although Minaj's minions might claim poetic license, who gives a shit since her marriage license makes her pedophile complicit..
Wear those battle scars proudly.
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Wear those battle scars proudly.
It's already impossible to read without cringing as its editors grotesquely twist words.
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
It's already impossible to read without cringing as its editors grotesquely twist words.
Right? My whole body clenched, waiting for it.
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Right? My whole body clenched, waiting for it.
She gots to go, she's made enough money for her husband already.
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
She gots to go, she's made enough money for her husband already.
Asking Trump and his minions to understand this is like asking someone to see out the back of their heads.
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Asking Trump and his minions to understand this is like asking someone to see out the back of their heads.
Sucking At It seems to be a major theme in this administration.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sucking At It seems to be a major theme in this administration.
Thank you, from the bottom of my shrivelled heart.
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thank you, from the bottom of my shrivelled heart.
I'd cry but my mascara would run.
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'd cry but my mascara would run.
I kept telling myself how painful and twisted and evil this regime would be and I still sold it short.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I kept telling myself how painful and twisted and evil this regime would be and I still sold it short.
There has never, in the history of the universe, been a trickle-down theory that held water. These days, I'm hoping for a grassroots trickle-up for the sake of humanity...and my sanity.
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There has never, in the history of the universe, been a trickle-down theory that held water. These days, I'm hoping for a grassroots trickle-up for the sake of humanity...and my sanity.
Yes, they have replaced my Middle School cool of using my middle initial on everything.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Yes, they have replaced my Middle School cool of using my middle initial on everything.
I'm curious to know what her price will be, which is an indefensible remark about a politician's wife unless she married Vance.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I'm curious to know what her price will be, which is an indefensible remark about a politician's wife unless she married Vance.
Yeah, my spidey senses are tingling for sure.
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah, my spidey senses are tingling for sure.
And should be treated as such.
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
And should be treated as such.
No mental illness here, folks, keep on moving
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No mental illness here, folks, keep on moving
The Supremes don't give a rat's ass about their Lowers.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The Supremes don't give a rat's ass about their Lowers.
Eureka, Trickle-Down does work!
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Eureka, Trickle-Down does work!
Swear to God this isn't AI.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Swear to God this isn't AI.