Pearl Rose
@pearlrose.bsky.social
comedian • writer • advice columnist @ Racket MN // Minneapolis, MN // she/her
good evening, sickos
August 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
good evening, sickos
this is how you know youre in a real shop
August 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
this is how you know youre in a real shop
Minneapolis blooskies! this very good stand-up showcase is happening THIS FRIDAY in support of @omarfatehmn.com and we couldn’t be more excited to see you 🩵🩵🩵 In the Heart of the Beast Theater / Friday / doors at 6:30 show at 7pm
August 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Minneapolis blooskies! this very good stand-up showcase is happening THIS FRIDAY in support of @omarfatehmn.com and we couldn’t be more excited to see you 🩵🩵🩵 In the Heart of the Beast Theater / Friday / doors at 6:30 show at 7pm
because I know its much worse since this data
August 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
because I know its much worse since this data
metro transit personnel just asked “dont you think youre cheatin?” lmao
August 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
metro transit personnel just asked “dont you think youre cheatin?” lmao
Minneapolis! I’m super excited to bring this very special fundraiser show to you next Friday! the whole line-up has been so enthusiastic, the momentum is contagious, really hope to see you there 🩵
July 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Minneapolis! I’m super excited to bring this very special fundraiser show to you next Friday! the whole line-up has been so enthusiastic, the momentum is contagious, really hope to see you there 🩵
felt like I got caught cheating 🫣
July 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
felt like I got caught cheating 🫣
how dumb do you have to be to use AI to make a sign about an invasive plant is harming the environment?? oh you only care about YOUR environment
July 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
how dumb do you have to be to use AI to make a sign about an invasive plant is harming the environment?? oh you only care about YOUR environment
watch out along minnehaha creek
July 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
watch out along minnehaha creek
midwest corn right now
July 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
midwest corn right now
producing comedy shows is like herding the most neurodivergent cats you can imagine, and also I am one
July 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
producing comedy shows is like herding the most neurodivergent cats you can imagine, and also I am one
would you guys believe I played rec league hockey for this park as a kid and I was the worst one on the team so whenever I heard people cheering “go Pearl” I knew it was never for me
July 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
would you guys believe I played rec league hockey for this park as a kid and I was the worst one on the team so whenever I heard people cheering “go Pearl” I knew it was never for me
public service announcement in chalk at lake harriet bandshell
July 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
public service announcement in chalk at lake harriet bandshell
isnt this the most beautiful side door light
July 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
isnt this the most beautiful side door light
oh south minneapolis you love to make things weird
July 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
oh south minneapolis you love to make things weird
sometimes all you need is a good night walk where you hear the wind in the trees and a fish splash on the lake
July 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
sometimes all you need is a good night walk where you hear the wind in the trees and a fish splash on the lake
rain enjoyers it is our time
July 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
rain enjoyers it is our time
tfw people come out in minneapolis and support live comedy that does in fact punch up
July 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
tfw people come out in minneapolis and support live comedy that does in fact punch up
feel like they couldve picked a better name
July 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
feel like they couldve picked a better name
fyi Minneapolis, the Wednesday stand up showcase at Nighthawks is really fun and cute! 8pm every week
July 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
fyi Minneapolis, the Wednesday stand up showcase at Nighthawks is really fun and cute! 8pm every week
back in los angeles before I got into a big argument w the guy who took this picture saying the beatles are slightly overrated (they are)
July 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
back in los angeles before I got into a big argument w the guy who took this picture saying the beatles are slightly overrated (they are)
sunset rainbow was fuckin POPPING
July 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
sunset rainbow was fuckin POPPING