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Pear baby
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i should shill the youtube channel. Pear Baby plc is a market-leading provider of esoteric shitposts - if one were to decode the themes of each pearl of content I birthed, they would be able to track my media consumption habits with horrifying precision. www.youtube.com/@PearbabyREAL
what's the deal with airline food?>
February 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
what's the deal with airline food?>
i should shill the youtube channel. Pear Baby plc is a market-leading provider of esoteric shitposts - if one were to decode the themes of each pearl of content I birthed, they would be able to track my media consumption habits with horrifying precision. www.youtube.com/@PearbabyREAL
Pear Baby
Pear baby
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i should shill the youtube channel. Pear Baby plc is a market-leading provider of esoteric shitposts - if one were to decode the themes of each pearl of content I birthed, they would be able to track my media consumption habits with horrifying precision. www.youtube.com/@PearbabyREAL
never used twitter, shocked to see people Observe my Posts; they got the algorithm set to hyperreach mode on this platform for real - reminds me of the time I was in a band and the bassist put up tiktoks about their instrument and got 300k views within 5 posts
February 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
never used twitter, shocked to see people Observe my Posts; they got the algorithm set to hyperreach mode on this platform for real - reminds me of the time I was in a band and the bassist put up tiktoks about their instrument and got 300k views within 5 posts
and I'm still up at midnight, chewing nicorette
February 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
and I'm still up at midnight, chewing nicorette
one day the gonzo journalism piece "Shit's Fucked" will be released and world leaders will crumble, knowing my correctness, and menacing ability to walk into suburban pokies venues for a man on the street segment, whilst on tremendous quantities of acid, without entering a catatonic despair-state
February 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
one day the gonzo journalism piece "Shit's Fucked" will be released and world leaders will crumble, knowing my correctness, and menacing ability to walk into suburban pokies venues for a man on the street segment, whilst on tremendous quantities of acid, without entering a catatonic despair-state
would john lennon Post? i think so. i think they would be a lot worse than the average and to enjoy his music you would have to ignore it.
February 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
would john lennon Post? i think so. i think they would be a lot worse than the average and to enjoy his music you would have to ignore it.
#cancelled for an insensitive joke at the expense of IBS (I Be Shittin) sufferers. i have bowels of steel hardened by decades of Little Fat Lamb and suspicious pork belly roasts. i expect them to fail soon and to join your ranks - the cracks are beginning to show when I eat not for two days.
February 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
#cancelled for an insensitive joke at the expense of IBS (I Be Shittin) sufferers. i have bowels of steel hardened by decades of Little Fat Lamb and suspicious pork belly roasts. i expect them to fail soon and to join your ranks - the cracks are beginning to show when I eat not for two days.
Your disease, IBS
I'm hiding from your never-ending torrent of shit
I'm hiding from your never-ending torrent of shit
February 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Your disease, IBS
I'm hiding from your never-ending torrent of shit
I'm hiding from your never-ending torrent of shit
having a thought and posting it on bsky.app and www.pprune.org to ensure maximal aviation/meteorological exposure and feedback
February 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
having a thought and posting it on bsky.app and www.pprune.org to ensure maximal aviation/meteorological exposure and feedback
getting a bad vibe at the pub gig and breaking into a spontaneous Creep cover that goes through several drum beats:
- a dilla septuplet swing
- Dave Grohl's various tresilo fills from the "Songs for the Deaf" album
- 450bpm bebop swing
- "Losing My Edge's" Casio Pt-30 preset
- time with 1+3 snare
- a dilla septuplet swing
- Dave Grohl's various tresilo fills from the "Songs for the Deaf" album
- 450bpm bebop swing
- "Losing My Edge's" Casio Pt-30 preset
- time with 1+3 snare
February 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
getting a bad vibe at the pub gig and breaking into a spontaneous Creep cover that goes through several drum beats:
- a dilla septuplet swing
- Dave Grohl's various tresilo fills from the "Songs for the Deaf" album
- 450bpm bebop swing
- "Losing My Edge's" Casio Pt-30 preset
- time with 1+3 snare
- a dilla septuplet swing
- Dave Grohl's various tresilo fills from the "Songs for the Deaf" album
- 450bpm bebop swing
- "Losing My Edge's" Casio Pt-30 preset
- time with 1+3 snare
This livestock animal is being sheared to create feedstock for the pelletisation process. What an industrious one.
February 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This livestock animal is being sheared to create feedstock for the pelletisation process. What an industrious one.
how it feels to Post
February 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
how it feels to Post
don't worry mr backdoored CIA neural network that relies on my engagement with the platform by liking 10 posts and following 7 accounts, I'll do that later - but first I have to collect these 4-8 bushels of seaweed on the shores of New Hampshire state and sell it for financial gain...
February 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
don't worry mr backdoored CIA neural network that relies on my engagement with the platform by liking 10 posts and following 7 accounts, I'll do that later - but first I have to collect these 4-8 bushels of seaweed on the shores of New Hampshire state and sell it for financial gain...
✓ Your post has been published
February 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
✓ Your post has been published
they say I'm falling off but I'm actually creating the most efficient path through spacetime
February 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
they say I'm falling off but I'm actually creating the most efficient path through spacetime
Gravity is caused by "curvature"
"Curvature" is caused by the convergence/divergence of geodesics
Geodesics are the shortest paths through spacetime
A spacetime plot places distance on the horizontal axis, and time on the vertical
Inertial frames create geodesics
Freefall is an inertial frame
"Curvature" is caused by the convergence/divergence of geodesics
Geodesics are the shortest paths through spacetime
A spacetime plot places distance on the horizontal axis, and time on the vertical
Inertial frames create geodesics
Freefall is an inertial frame
February 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Gravity is caused by "curvature"
"Curvature" is caused by the convergence/divergence of geodesics
Geodesics are the shortest paths through spacetime
A spacetime plot places distance on the horizontal axis, and time on the vertical
Inertial frames create geodesics
Freefall is an inertial frame
"Curvature" is caused by the convergence/divergence of geodesics
Geodesics are the shortest paths through spacetime
A spacetime plot places distance on the horizontal axis, and time on the vertical
Inertial frames create geodesics
Freefall is an inertial frame
on Sol-Ascend 9am (UTC-12) we have brought this lens-distorted cat into the studio and forgone colour grading or appropriate cropping (also our hobby farmer set manager has planted GMO ethanol corn for the 130th year in a row on his Lubbock county property. monocultures kill, people.)
February 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
on Sol-Ascend 9am (UTC-12) we have brought this lens-distorted cat into the studio and forgone colour grading or appropriate cropping (also our hobby farmer set manager has planted GMO ethanol corn for the 130th year in a row on his Lubbock county property. monocultures kill, people.)
creativity is staying up for 72 hours waiting for your imagination to get loud enough that the act of writing it down doesn't cause it to vanish in a puff of smoke and sudden tinnitus
February 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
creativity is staying up for 72 hours waiting for your imagination to get loud enough that the act of writing it down doesn't cause it to vanish in a puff of smoke and sudden tinnitus
if I ran a Bank I would have this as the door mat, and also free board games
February 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
if I ran a Bank I would have this as the door mat, and also free board games
i don't remember any of wonderwall, every single oasis track I don't remember reverts to Champagne Supernova in my mind
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i don't remember any of wonderwall, every single oasis track I don't remember reverts to Champagne Supernova in my mind
slowly gooning on the hub, faster than a semi chub
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
slowly gooning on the hub, faster than a semi chub
this is Smith Street Collingwood
February 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is Smith Street Collingwood
the concept of twitter is like dream's manhunt youtube videos - behaviourally enticing and algorithmically perfect, and not necessarily even bad. but one can find many better things to do than Post. the despair seems to be subsiding, the pouch has been in the last aeon of torrential posting. replace
February 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the concept of twitter is like dream's manhunt youtube videos - behaviourally enticing and algorithmically perfect, and not necessarily even bad. but one can find many better things to do than Post. the despair seems to be subsiding, the pouch has been in the last aeon of torrential posting. replace