Peanut Sightings Archive
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Pictures of "the creature"
She has 1 (one) brain cell
She has 1 (one) brain cell
Pinned
I have been home less than a minute and she is already doing shit like this
She knows nothing about the orbit of the earth
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
She knows nothing about the orbit of the earth
She has been chasing a moth for the past half hour, I've never seen her so focused
August 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
She has been chasing a moth for the past half hour, I've never seen her so focused
R o t u n d
August 31, 2025 at 9:37 AM
R o t u n d
Eeby gleeby
August 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Eeby gleeby
Nah she setting off the moron detector 😭
August 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Nah she setting off the moron detector 😭
Cosy. Unbothered by any burdens in life
August 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Cosy. Unbothered by any burdens in life
There is no way this can be comfortable for her. She looks like a fat roast chicken
August 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
There is no way this can be comfortable for her. She looks like a fat roast chicken
New favourite spot has been found
August 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
New favourite spot has been found
What if dark and fucked up peanut
July 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What if dark and fucked up peanut
She looks so done with everything today. Sick of this heatwave, she just wants it to be over
July 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
She looks so done with everything today. Sick of this heatwave, she just wants it to be over
The gleeper
July 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The gleeper
Optimal loaf
Not a single appendage visible
Not a single appendage visible
July 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Optimal loaf
Not a single appendage visible
Not a single appendage visible
Bro she is looking RESENTFUL today
June 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Bro she is looking RESENTFUL today
Enjoying the outside world
June 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Enjoying the outside world
Gormless creature
June 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gormless creature
Look at the goober she's so eepy. All zonked out after a long day of doing nothing
June 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Look at the goober she's so eepy. All zonked out after a long day of doing nothing
Fatass enjoying the outside world
May 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Fatass enjoying the outside world
The beast lurks in the shadows, awaiting the perfect time to strike
May 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The beast lurks in the shadows, awaiting the perfect time to strike
Utterly zonked out last night. All tired out from a long day of doing nothing
May 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Utterly zonked out last night. All tired out from a long day of doing nothing