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pea brain
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she mountain on my baja till i blast
trying to use this shit like twitter sucks because the people on here are too sad/angry/mobilized. where my real degenerates at
March 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
gave my bitch the 3 finger combo and she gave me a side of her special sauce
March 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ur hot if u stan karen carpenter
March 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
she mountain on my dew til i baja blast
February 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
so when are they gonna start making bone-in vegan meat
February 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is taking me out
February 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
poop well, traveler
January 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i drink to sleep through the inauguration of a racist on mlk day
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
what happens after you die? a thread
December 7, 2024 at 4:30 AM
i’ll get the treat out eventually
chewing on a zyn pouch like an i’m shell sunflower seed
November 29, 2024 at 12:06 AM
chewing on a zyn pouch like an i’m shell sunflower seed
November 29, 2024 at 12:06 AM
tough year for picking album of the year. cowboy carter, bando stone, gnx, chromakopia, mahashmashana, brat, vultures 1/2, etc. like everyone was out here
November 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
too many people i like moved to this app so now i have to too
November 27, 2024 at 12:32 AM
she mario on my brother til i wahoo
September 17, 2023 at 2:48 AM
someone at this conference just said oat milk tastes like breast milk
September 9, 2023 at 11:35 AM
“you’re consuming micro plastics”

i chewed on polly pocket clothes during my formative years as a little snack. you think the plastic in my body is an accident?
September 6, 2023 at 4:31 AM
stuart little is lucky he wasn’t adopted by my parents bc if i saw a rat walk in in a suit i’d be stomping
September 6, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Reposted by pea brain
if i were in star wars i would just have a nice time looking at stars and flying my little ship. none of this fighting stuff
September 6, 2023 at 3:46 AM
student today asked me if i'd ever heard of 9/11
August 23, 2023 at 1:53 AM
5 gum commercial where john cena is the invisible man and becomes visible after chewing the gum
August 21, 2023 at 2:14 AM
5 gum commercial where chat gpt chews a stick and gains sentience
August 21, 2023 at 2:13 AM
i'm like if lady gaga had no moxie
August 8, 2023 at 6:03 PM