Ken Ellman
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@samreich.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Idea: Make Some Noise Advent Calendar. Each day is a different improv prompt. Could include surprise tiny items. Been doing the Taskmaster Advent, no items, having a blast, would love a Dropout version.
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@samreich.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Idea: Make Some Noise Advent Calendar. Each day is a different improv prompt. Could include surprise tiny items. Been doing the Taskmaster Advent, no items, having a blast, would love a Dropout version.
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In Minnesota even the candles are lefse @olafurw.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
In Minnesota even the candles are lefse @olafurw.com
My family swore an oath. Stand the fuck up and help defend America from enemies, both foreign and domestic.
www.reddit.com/r/vetsagains...
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From the vetsagainsttyranny community on Reddit: Veterans call to action
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October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My family swore an oath. Stand the fuck up and help defend America from enemies, both foreign and domestic.
www.reddit.com/r/vetsagains...
www.reddit.com/r/vetsagains...
Forgive yourself for the times you didn't know better.
October 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Forgive yourself for the times you didn't know better.
My grandfather was considered evil in elementary school. He had a tendency to do things "of the devil" and his teachers would beat him mercilessly when he was caught. He grew up hiding what felt right to him, forever stifling who he was.
What was his sin?
Writing with his left hand.
#TrueStory
What was his sin?
Writing with his left hand.
#TrueStory
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My grandfather was considered evil in elementary school. He had a tendency to do things "of the devil" and his teachers would beat him mercilessly when he was caught. He grew up hiding what felt right to him, forever stifling who he was.
What was his sin?
Writing with his left hand.
#TrueStory
What was his sin?
Writing with his left hand.
#TrueStory
What works for one person will not necessarily work for all people.
October 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What works for one person will not necessarily work for all people.
@cliffcashcomedy.bsky.social Yo have you nailed down your Florida dates? Not that I want to subject anyone to Florida, especially right now, but I've got a gaggle of idiots who would love to see you if you do manage to hit Jacksonville/Orlando/Savannah area.
September 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@cliffcashcomedy.bsky.social Yo have you nailed down your Florida dates? Not that I want to subject anyone to Florida, especially right now, but I've got a gaggle of idiots who would love to see you if you do manage to hit Jacksonville/Orlando/Savannah area.
September 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Fuck the motherfuckers.
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker
Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-WDN...
Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-WDN...
Tim Minchin | "The Pope Song"
YouTube video by Musical Comedy
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September 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Fuck the motherfuckers.
Yank back the flag, ya damn Yank bastards!
August 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yank back the flag, ya damn Yank bastards!
I'll take an imperfect and short step forward over a giant leap backwards.
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'll take an imperfect and short step forward over a giant leap backwards.
Imagine believing scientists, journalists, historians, scholars, and economists have devoted their lives to deceiving you while a reality star - proven in court to be a lying felon - is your beacon of truth and honesty.
August 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Imagine believing scientists, journalists, historians, scholars, and economists have devoted their lives to deceiving you while a reality star - proven in court to be a lying felon - is your beacon of truth and honesty.
“I am looking forward to the time when a soldier will emulate his brother of the National Guard of France and when, asked to fire on the people, who are fighting for their rights, will turn his rifle in the other direction.” -Victor Grayson
August 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“I am looking forward to the time when a soldier will emulate his brother of the National Guard of France and when, asked to fire on the people, who are fighting for their rights, will turn his rifle in the other direction.” -Victor Grayson
"How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio, proof that some men are inferior, endowed by their Maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot, red blood!"
August 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"How can I hold that all men are created equal when here before me stands, stinking, the moral carcass of the gentleman from Ohio, proof that some men are inferior, endowed by their Maker with dim wits, impermeable to reason, with cold, pallid slime in their veins instead of hot, red blood!"
Slide to the left
Witness perfection
Slide to the right
Nothing means anything
#TomCardy #TranscendentalChaCha
Witness perfection
Slide to the right
Nothing means anything
#TomCardy #TranscendentalChaCha
August 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Slide to the left
Witness perfection
Slide to the right
Nothing means anything
#TomCardy #TranscendentalChaCha
Witness perfection
Slide to the right
Nothing means anything
#TomCardy #TranscendentalChaCha
Jesus said: Feed the hungry!
His followers said no.
Jesus said: Heal the sick!
His followers said no.
Jesus said: Love thy neighbor!
His followers said no.
Jesus was an immigrant.
His followers would have deported him.
His followers said no.
Jesus said: Heal the sick!
His followers said no.
Jesus said: Love thy neighbor!
His followers said no.
Jesus was an immigrant.
His followers would have deported him.
August 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Jesus said: Feed the hungry!
His followers said no.
Jesus said: Heal the sick!
His followers said no.
Jesus said: Love thy neighbor!
His followers said no.
Jesus was an immigrant.
His followers would have deported him.
His followers said no.
Jesus said: Heal the sick!
His followers said no.
Jesus said: Love thy neighbor!
His followers said no.
Jesus was an immigrant.
His followers would have deported him.