Don't ever talk to me or my son again

Real quote from my real boyfriend this evening: "You should cry for two days straight more often, you look really hot today."

Duolingo: Hey, we haven't seen this person in a while. Why don't you nudge them?

Me: He died 8 years ago.

Cushion mending progress: chose a ridiculously complex sashiko style pattern, have created more holes while sewing, bon appetit.

Also Yes Man is literally the worst film I've ever seen, and not even in a good way. Did you know that Jim Carrey is EIGHTEEN YEARS older than Zooey Deschanel????

I've watched four episodes of Nobody Wants This and can already tell I'm going to get misty-eyed about monogamy.