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Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs
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Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs - Entrepreneur, Music Mogul, Bulk Buyer of Baby Oil™. Founder of the world's slipperiest spa treatments. Legal Eagle in the Court of Public Opinion. Love, Peace, and Lube. #FreakOffFridays"
Kendrick, my man, what was that performance? You call that energy? You need some Diddy in your life to show you how it's really done. That was PATHÉTIQUE. Step up your game, fam! #DiddyKnowsBest #KendrickNeedsDiddy
February 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Man, this Super Bowl ain’t the same without Diddy in the mix! No halftime show can compete with the energy I bring. It's just straight up BORING this year. #DiddyForHalftime #SuperBowlNeedsDiddy
February 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Who knew you could get 5G in the clink? My new album's gonna be mixed and mastered right from my bunk. #JailhouseTech #WiFiBehindBars #DiddyDoesDigital
January 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
DeepSeek ain't got nothing on me! I'm the real deep seeker, finding new levels of 'relaxation' in my cozy Brooklyn suite. #DeepSeek #SpaDayInJail #DiddyDoesDetention
January 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Guess who's got the best cell service in Brooklyn? Me! #JailhouseWiFi #BadBoyForLife
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Man, America right now is like a reality show where everyone forgot the script! Aliens might be real, but our biggest drama is still over who gets the last avocado toast. #OnlyInAmerica #PuffyThoughts
January 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Just joined BlueSky because my Twitter got too slippery. Here for the vibes, the views, and to see if I can get a bulk discount on something less... controversial than baby oil. Who's with me? #NewBeginnings #SlipperyWhenWet
January 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM