For months I've waited for my story to be public. Today, my attorneys filed a Rule 41(g) demanding the return of everything seized. I'm grateful for their weeks of hard work (for which, of course, I will be paying for a long time).

So read it, please! https://timburkelegalfund.org/MOTION.pdf

*Slaps roof of Twitter*
This baby can fit 600 posts/day

I was told there would be a discussion of scandoval on this app so I give you Lala Windhorse

Spotted the darthmobile in Brooklyn @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Absolutely paralyzed trying to decide who to send my invite code to

I posted a video of Steve Harvey rolling his eyes after asking a question about climate change at Miss Universe and it went viral because of a combination of climate change deniers and people who thought the video was funny because it made Steve Harvey’s head look enormous

[pet store]

me: how much are birds?

employee: they're going cheap

me: I know how they work

Rex Parker on Monday’s #NYTXW

How do I find the NYC transit people? If I just skeet the right incantations will it summon them?

DeKalb Interlocking
Through running Penn Station
Interlining
Bus lanes

Do these plants asking for 18-24” of spacing not realize this is NYC

If you type git checkout new-branch and get that error, what’s the fewest number of keystrokes to then run git checkout -b new-branch

Excited for the “do snitches get stitches?” question at the primary debates

Tuna melt is the goat sandwich and I wasted 34 years of my life not eating then

Going to need some reasons to deeply hate this app before I can take it seriously as a place I should spend any time

Time moves its slowest when you’re waiting for a data pipeline to finish to satisfy a stakeholder