pd flattery
@pdflattery.bsky.social
Everyday Oddject / 9 / Sewing Beetle
Pin this ornate beetle broach to any item of clothing.
It will animate, stitching every tear, patching every whole and replacing every button before returning to a broach.
Remove the broach and the whole item bursts into a violent swarm of beetles.
Pin this ornate beetle broach to any item of clothing.
It will animate, stitching every tear, patching every whole and replacing every button before returning to a broach.
Remove the broach and the whole item bursts into a violent swarm of beetles.
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Everyday Oddject / 9 / Sewing Beetle
Pin this ornate beetle broach to any item of clothing.
It will animate, stitching every tear, patching every whole and replacing every button before returning to a broach.
Remove the broach and the whole item bursts into a violent swarm of beetles.
Pin this ornate beetle broach to any item of clothing.
It will animate, stitching every tear, patching every whole and replacing every button before returning to a broach.
Remove the broach and the whole item bursts into a violent swarm of beetles.
Everyday Oddject / 8 / Riot Brick
Throw this brick through a window. Everyone in the immediate area hears a different politically charged message being yelled before the glass shatters.
Throw this brick through a window. Everyone in the immediate area hears a different politically charged message being yelled before the glass shatters.
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Everyday Oddject / 8 / Riot Brick
Throw this brick through a window. Everyone in the immediate area hears a different politically charged message being yelled before the glass shatters.
Throw this brick through a window. Everyone in the immediate area hears a different politically charged message being yelled before the glass shatters.
Everyday Oddjects / 7 / Rapunzel's Brush
Your hair grows 1 foot with each stroke of this brush, up to 25ft. Strong as a rope.
The next morning all your greys and falls out.
Your hair grows 1 foot with each stroke of this brush, up to 25ft. Strong as a rope.
The next morning all your greys and falls out.
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Everyday Oddjects / 7 / Rapunzel's Brush
Your hair grows 1 foot with each stroke of this brush, up to 25ft. Strong as a rope.
The next morning all your greys and falls out.
Your hair grows 1 foot with each stroke of this brush, up to 25ft. Strong as a rope.
The next morning all your greys and falls out.
Everyday Oddjects / 6 / Knock String
Tie one end of this string to a doorknob and the other to one of your teeth. Slam the door shut.
WIL save:
Success: When you open the door, it will be into the last place you ate a meal.
Fail: You just rip a tooth out.
32 uses. (individual results may vary)
Tie one end of this string to a doorknob and the other to one of your teeth. Slam the door shut.
WIL save:
Success: When you open the door, it will be into the last place you ate a meal.
Fail: You just rip a tooth out.
32 uses. (individual results may vary)
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Everyday Oddjects / 6 / Knock String
Tie one end of this string to a doorknob and the other to one of your teeth. Slam the door shut.
WIL save:
Success: When you open the door, it will be into the last place you ate a meal.
Fail: You just rip a tooth out.
32 uses. (individual results may vary)
Tie one end of this string to a doorknob and the other to one of your teeth. Slam the door shut.
WIL save:
Success: When you open the door, it will be into the last place you ate a meal.
Fail: You just rip a tooth out.
32 uses. (individual results may vary)
Everyday Oddjects / 5 / Wind Chrimes
Hang these wind chimes near an entryway.
If anyone who has committed a crime in the last 24 hours enters, the chimes will twinkle and ring out softly.
Hang these wind chimes near an entryway.
If anyone who has committed a crime in the last 24 hours enters, the chimes will twinkle and ring out softly.
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Everyday Oddjects / 5 / Wind Chrimes
Hang these wind chimes near an entryway.
If anyone who has committed a crime in the last 24 hours enters, the chimes will twinkle and ring out softly.
Hang these wind chimes near an entryway.
If anyone who has committed a crime in the last 24 hours enters, the chimes will twinkle and ring out softly.
Everyday Oddjects / 4 / Broken Fistwatch
Twice a day, while wearing, an unarmed attack may knock a target unconscious. You MUST wind up the punch before clocking.
STR save:
Success: BAM!
Failure: Swing and a miss, you tumble embarrassingly to your targets feet. The watch flies off your wrist.
Twice a day, while wearing, an unarmed attack may knock a target unconscious. You MUST wind up the punch before clocking.
STR save:
Success: BAM!
Failure: Swing and a miss, you tumble embarrassingly to your targets feet. The watch flies off your wrist.
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Everyday Oddjects / 4 / Broken Fistwatch
Twice a day, while wearing, an unarmed attack may knock a target unconscious. You MUST wind up the punch before clocking.
STR save:
Success: BAM!
Failure: Swing and a miss, you tumble embarrassingly to your targets feet. The watch flies off your wrist.
Twice a day, while wearing, an unarmed attack may knock a target unconscious. You MUST wind up the punch before clocking.
STR save:
Success: BAM!
Failure: Swing and a miss, you tumble embarrassingly to your targets feet. The watch flies off your wrist.
Everyday Oddjects / 3 / Grownail Clippers
When you clip your toenails with this rusted tool roll d6:
1-5: Your toenails grow into talons.
Climbing walls is not a challenge.
Kicks count as equivalent of daggers.
6: Your toenails bulge and curl grotesquely. -1 DEX until they fall off in d4 hours.
When you clip your toenails with this rusted tool roll d6:
1-5: Your toenails grow into talons.
Climbing walls is not a challenge.
Kicks count as equivalent of daggers.
6: Your toenails bulge and curl grotesquely. -1 DEX until they fall off in d4 hours.
February 2, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Everyday Oddjects / 3 / Grownail Clippers
When you clip your toenails with this rusted tool roll d6:
1-5: Your toenails grow into talons.
Climbing walls is not a challenge.
Kicks count as equivalent of daggers.
6: Your toenails bulge and curl grotesquely. -1 DEX until they fall off in d4 hours.
When you clip your toenails with this rusted tool roll d6:
1-5: Your toenails grow into talons.
Climbing walls is not a challenge.
Kicks count as equivalent of daggers.
6: Your toenails bulge and curl grotesquely. -1 DEX until they fall off in d4 hours.
Everyday Oddjects / 2 / Grubber Ducky
Place this rubber duck in any body of contaminated water, up to the size of a bathtub. It will absorb all contaminates from the water, making it drinkable.
Can be thrown to release a gas with the same ill effects of drinking the contaminated water.
Place this rubber duck in any body of contaminated water, up to the size of a bathtub. It will absorb all contaminates from the water, making it drinkable.
Can be thrown to release a gas with the same ill effects of drinking the contaminated water.
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Everyday Oddjects / 2 / Grubber Ducky
Place this rubber duck in any body of contaminated water, up to the size of a bathtub. It will absorb all contaminates from the water, making it drinkable.
Can be thrown to release a gas with the same ill effects of drinking the contaminated water.
Place this rubber duck in any body of contaminated water, up to the size of a bathtub. It will absorb all contaminates from the water, making it drinkable.
Can be thrown to release a gas with the same ill effects of drinking the contaminated water.
Everyday Oddjects / 1 / Flossphorescent
After flossing your teeth with this humming string, your teeth shine with the power of a hooded lantern until right before bed time.
-1 on CHA saves, unless you're dealing in real estate, then +1.
After flossing your teeth with this humming string, your teeth shine with the power of a hooded lantern until right before bed time.
-1 on CHA saves, unless you're dealing in real estate, then +1.
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Everyday Oddjects / 1 / Flossphorescent
After flossing your teeth with this humming string, your teeth shine with the power of a hooded lantern until right before bed time.
-1 on CHA saves, unless you're dealing in real estate, then +1.
After flossing your teeth with this humming string, your teeth shine with the power of a hooded lantern until right before bed time.
-1 on CHA saves, unless you're dealing in real estate, then +1.