Neville Chamberlain cutting a deal.

Trump is both of these men

Forgot to clean off my windshield washer nozzles when I cleared my windshield. Now my car looks like a maxi pad commercial.

I was expecting mayonnaise

Hey, Victor, go west

Dennis asked Apple AI to make a picture of me

Note caboose in background

There are times when I miss my mother, who was a public health and school nurse

There are also times when I think she is lucky not to have to face an infuriating set of current events

It’s like we are gathering all the dudes with restraining orders onto one set of fairground bleachers