OK at this point I assume the loft is on fire. Or Kate is right and Elvis is magic. Cos that fire has never made heat like that in this freezing hole. Elvis is magic. I'm monetising this and solving energy poverty as a sideline

Holy hell @hadenoughnow.bsky.social . I was right all these years. Soup is bloody awful. Or at least this soup is. It's like hot dishwashing water. I might try making my own. I couldn't do any worse

So you don't think I'm a total bastard @robmcf.bsky.social I am drowning in apples so leaving 1 a day at the bottom of the garden for the crows to feed em up for winter. If they're bigger I've got more chance of shooting them 🤣

For Sturdy Wheelbarrow fans. This decrepit old bugger has shifted 2 tonnes of logs today. He may be showing off his undercarriage to all and sundry but he's still trucking @sirmichael.bsky.social

Elvis Gravy has had a shower and seems a little she'll shocked

Went to a very dodgy West Cumbrian seaside town today. There were warning signs up about a dodgy batch of heroin 🤣. But saw these really cute fluffy little mini owl seabirds. Any idea what they are @robmcf.bsky.social ?

Multicolour carrot success!!

Was thinking of you the other day. My olive tree that we both thought I'd killed has been resurrected. It's a miracle

Would you like another one Leah? He's not cute or little but we've butchered him with home grooming today so he's cute(r) and little(r) to a degree of (r). This message is probably not endorsed by anyone in a decision making capacity