I still can't believe a large segment of Red America looks at this pampered crybaby, slathered in orange makeup with his cotton candy combover, doing his little dances to the Village People and going on endlessly about his passion for interior decorating, and thinks "now *that* is an Alpha Male"

You'll never regret another day at the beach.

And I feel sorry for the 8 yo having to take care of the 2 yo.