A conversation with a co-worker on a factory floor (I do this regularly) or with people who don't care to pay attention to news (I do this regularly) just confirms the stereotypes about Americans being ignorant morons.

If anyone ever calls me Mr. Farenheit it's already over. It's done. Just cut my head off that's how over it is

A lot of people doubting that a 5th grader actually wrote this. But as a former 5th grader who wanted to sound smarter than they were it tracks because of weird inclusions like the obituaries and the fact that it is very, very dumb

I'm a pretty lonely loser and this fills me with nothing but dread and disgust

Why are you reading reviews from 2004?

It lets you know how easily you can hit the gap between the oversized load construction equipment in front of you and the guy watching netflix on his phone next to you.

Better than when I worked in food service and only got offered discounted meals

Common Ed Zitron W

This is unsustainable. Some inputs are going to keep coming from China regardless, but if this keeps up then US consumers will only put up with the costs passed along for so long before they tighten their belts. We only have a few weeks before shortages happen and trade talks will probably be months

Bro, you have got to stop posting boomer tier memes

I think their general proposal of a flat rate is a good way to go. 100% regret across the board if they ever championed the Republican party post 1961

I can't believe we live in a world where "Israel blows up Popemobile" is a headline we might see.

"Is our country that stupid?" The answer is always yes

That's definitely my problem with advertising, not invasive enough.

What world do these people live in?

Cowards

Zach looks like Steve Bannon and Will Menaker had a baby.

Stretching the muscle groups you're working out with helps in my experience. You might also be pushing too hard. Without information on your workout routine it's hard to see what might be a problem.